Snooki’s twat is closed for business
Date Posted: October 21, 2010 - 10:00 pm by: Paris

This gremlin again. Well if you’re in the mood to strangle a fluffy kitten, then here’s your big bowl of WTF this morning. The fugly-ass Oompa Loompa named Snooki from Jersey Shore is queefing out to everyone that she’s turned Mother Theresa now isn’t humping any dead branch before she marries it. Via Radar:

“The pint sized reality star told a Detroit radio show Thursday she “hasn’t had sex in three months” — and RadarOnline.com has the full interview.

Snooki and Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley were guests on the Mojo In The Morning show and Snookster squelched pregnancy rumors and dished on how she’s not getting any action. “You have to have sex to get pregnant,” Snooki told the show’s hosts. “We are really into family values and getting married before… (getting pregnant).”

Well if this shit is really true, then that’s just fuckin’ wonderful. Do you have a problem about that? We don’t! That’s gonna save us from a whole decade of STD epidemic ‘coz I’m predicting nobody in his right mind would want to marry this trollop. And I’ve got a question, if Snooki’s twat is too diseased that no self-loving human would want to stick his peen inside it, that doesnt count as abstinence, does it?

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