Much as to nobody’s suprise, Lindsay Lohan’s ass won’t be marinating in jail because Judge Elden Fox has granted her to stay in rehab at the Betty Ford Center instead of the 180 days of time behind bars. Sources say there was a possible chance that the judge was going to send Lindsay to jail but somehow ended up acting the foo’ giving in to the requests of Lindsay’s camp. Via Radar:
Lindsay was ordered to stay at Betty Ford until Jan. 3, 2011. The district attorney wanted Lindsay to do 180 days of hard time behind bars and said, “we have not gotten her attention yet.” The judge made a point of keeping Lindsay in rehab through the holidays. “There is a reason for that,” he said in court. Judge Fox also said he was new to “this sort of rodeo.”
Seriously, at this point, this ginger cokewhore could rob a bank or run over an old lady crossing the street for all the law could care, but Lindsay will always be a free bitch. I bet she’s masturbating over the judge’s decision right now. Dayummm…she must be a real good muff diver to always be giving the law the middle finger and getting away every fuckin’ time.