Look it’s been a slow day and I swear to gawd if I pose another shit about Lindsay Lohan, I’m going to put a gun in my mouth. I would’ve contemplated about it had it not for the hot milf from the apartment across my window flashing me her jugs that I thought to myself, life is beautiful. Speaking of beautiful things, this one isn’t. Ke$ha, the singer who looks like your typical white gutter whore is apparently more fucked up than we expected. Bitch apparently wears roadkill, which is an insult to all roadkills, imo. Via Digital Spy:
“Ke$ha has said that she enjoys wearing handmade clothing and accessories fashioned from “roadkill” collected at her friend’s farm. Speaking to Newsweek, the ‘Tik Tok’ singer said that she would be happy for someone to wear accessories made out of her own body parts after she dies.
Ke$ha explained: “A friend of mine has a big farm in the desert, and she picks up feathers and roadkill for me, then makes it into clothes. I think it’s cool to wear roadkill. If I died and somebody wanted to wear my teeth around their neck to [the MTV] VMAs, I’d feel honoured.”
Great. Lady Gaga is wearing dead cow from a butcher shop and this hoe wants to top it. Ke$ha’s ass is so repulsive I don’t think Peta would even bother with this, and that’s saying A LOT.