Because Playboy has lost their fuckin’ mind as much as their standards, they offered Mel Gibson’s Russian ex-girlfriend slash wallet humper Oksana Grigorieva $75,000 to pose naked for the magazine, and not just in the spread to spread her pussy (badoink!), they’re offering to put her on the cover too! Luckily for us, the hoe isn’t going to do it ‘coz she’s so above it. Via TMZ:
“Steve Jaffe, Oksana’s PR guy, tells TMZ … “Not now, not ever, nor for any amount of money, would our client, Oksana Grigorieva, even consider any offer to pose for Playboy. Someone might have sent an email to one of her representatives but that’s not news.”
Alright damnit that’s it! What the fuck is up with Playboy lately? Take note people that this is the same mag who offered J-Woww a shit ton of money to pose naked. Who’s next? Amy Winehouse? Somebody wake up Heffner from his afternoon nap and tell him to lay off the jell-o for a while ‘coz there’s something in that shit that makes him dumber than his fake-tittied blonde bimbos.