Because humility is not in her vocabulary as well as class and elegance, Katy Perry’s tits is bragging to Now Magazine that she party likes a rockstar and fucks like a pornstar, adding her ex(or is it?)-sex addict husband Russel Brand will back her up on that shit. Via Radar:
“He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardise that. I trust him 100%.”
Asked how she keeps him satisfied the Teenage Dream singer explained: “Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed’. “I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a 10 out of 10.”
Now let’s not over-exaggerate here with the scoring system shall we Katy? As much as I want to believe you are indeed a ten, shouldn’t we first put that to the test? Look, I’m even willing to do it with Russel Brand around, but in the condition that I’m not to be one oh his fantasy ladyboys ok! Just making it clear.