This one’s for the ladies. Kanye West is mad at the media for cutting off the tip of his wang–in the pictures atleast. Just last week, leaked pictures of Kanye West dick which he sent to her Myspace hoes circulated around the internet and Gayfish immediately jumped on the computer to check out the pics, and has only this to tell the haters. Via Fab Life:
“I went to the Internet. They had the link, I went to it. Man, you cannot imagine how disappointed I was that I got cut off. … The media is scared, they’re scared of me,” he continued on Hot 97. “They knocked the nose off the Sphinx. They tried to tell you aliens built the pyramids. … People need to understand, I’m not above the people-I’m of the people. I love the people.”
You gotta love a black guy bragging about the size of his dong using metaphors. Well, since we’re doing the figure of speech game, let me go ahead and say that mine is like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, it’s long and bent sideways. Ladies, you know where to contact me.