Bad news today fellas. Vanessa Minnillo’s sweet knockers are engaged to Jessica Simpson’s ex-husband! Reports say Nick popped the question to Vanessa on a beach in California with an Asscher-cut diamond with baguettes from Bader & Garrin. Via People:
“On Thursday afternoon, Lachey took to Twitter to write, “Hey all. If anyone’s heard the rumors of my engagement, they are absolutely true! Vanessa and I couldn’t be happier. Thanks for all the love.”
“They are very happy,” the source adds. “They make each other happy.”
I’m not a genuis really but either Vanessa is marrying him for love or she has absolutely zero friends to tell her that she has lost her fuckin’ mind and that Nick Lachey is broke and has been living off the huge payout he got from his divorce. I think it’s only polite for Vanessa to send Jessica a basket of flowers and thank her for the lovely ring. Just sayin’!