What with all the bad news going on right now, e.g. Miranda Kerr knocked up, Megan Fox getting hitched, it’s nice to know life isn’t so much of a bitch after all. The good news is, Rachel Weisz ass is back in on the market! The brunette bombshell from The Mummy and Constantine just separated after 9 fucking years! Geezus…I can’t even stand seeing the same chick after one night, let alone 9 years. Via TMZ:
“Reps for the former couple tell TMZ, “Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky have been separated for some months. They remain close friends and are committed to raising their son together in NYC.” Sources tell us the couple will seek joint custody of their 4-year-old Henry Chance.”
I’ve always thought Rachel Weisz is one of the hottest things that ever walked Hollywood and I’m sticking by it. So Rachel, baby, if you’re hearing me…let’s give lust love a second chance. Also, I’d prefer you don’t make a mess leaving my mom’s basement in the morning. K thanks.