Because Heidi Montag is a big bowl of wtf and confusion, reports say she is now regretting that she allowed herself to be raped by a scalpel ontop of a surgeon’s operating table, specifically her deceased Dr. and the genuis who created Heidi Montag’s rack. Via The Fab Life:
“As the dead can’t talk back, Heidi’s blaming her late enabler, Dr. Frank Ryan, whom she called “the most amazing person I have ever known…an angel” when he died in August (a week before she announced it was impossible to work out with those boobs), for her poor choices. “It was a lot harder than I was led on by my doctor…I didn’t know how excessive it really was.”
I don’t know what that Spencer Twat is saying to this blonde bombshell for her to have these insecurities but can somebody sit this poor girl down and tell her that just because her fake husband is afraid of breasts, doesn’t mean that it’s evil. No Heidi it’s not true that those juicy monsters will suffocate you in your sleep.