It probably sucks to be the mom of a 24-year old gold-digging manwhore who licks on a 101-year old woman’s crusty crustaceans every night, more so if it was Madonna. Mrs. Vidal is the mom of Madonna’s main toddler slash boy toy and is telling everyone her feelings about her son getting molested by Madonna’s rapey hands, among other things. Via National Enquirer:
“My mouth fell open when I realized that my son was Madonna’s new boyfriend,” said 44-year-old Patricial Vidal. “I’m still trying to come to terms with it.” Her son is professional dancer Brahim Zaibat, 24. He met the 52 year-old Material Girl in September when he performed at the launch of her and daughter Lourdes’ new clothing line in New York. A stunned Patricia says: “Madonna was already a big star when I was a schoolgirl, let alone when Brahim was growing up. The whole situation is very strange.”
Dayum. How can this not change everything? Can you honestly look at your son the same way thinking at the back of your head that he’s banging the Madonna?? Well good job mom, this is what happens when you force-feed him stories of the crypt-keeper as a child.