If you were wondering why your dogs keep howling last night, don’t wonder no more. It’s just the sound of the footsteps of pedophiles all over the world going to Pedobear’s house to celebrate another one of their National holidays. What, you haven’t heard? It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday today!
Yep. That means you can now fap over Miley Cyrus’ titty slips, upskirts, sideboobs, ass candids and what have you–from now on! Me? I’m just waiting for this Disney slut’s sextape hidden somewhere. Good things to come fellas, good things to come.