It’s kinda funny to think that someone still thinks people are still interested in seeing Jennifer Lopez’s ass. I mean sure that’s some hot shit…10 years ago! That douchebag is none other than Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband Ojani Noa who’s spent most of his life after they divorced trying to put her life into a living hell, releasing stuff to ruin her reputation. Thankfully, having a million dollar lawyer helps silence that bitch–for a few while ‘til it finds another hole. This time, we’re talking about Jennifer Lopez’s punani. No pun! Via Radar:
“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past,” said Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez’s ex-hubby. “This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.”
Jennifer Lopez’s cooter on a scooter. Now who would’ve thought that would still make headlines? Wow this tool has a lot of time on his hands. If he would just divert all that time and energy in trying to get a sextape with someone actually news-worthy like say my future wife Adriana Lima, then he would get that credit he’s been jizzing over for the past 100 years. But until none of that isn’t happening, he needs to get a clue and move the eff on.