Tommy Lee is on some strong stuff
Date Posted: December 10, 2010 - 2:08 am by: Paris

Now this shit’s funny. A treat I tell ya! Normally I don’t pay attention to these crazy nuisances in Hollywood like Tommy Lee but man, you can’t not love Tommy when he says some bad-ass funny shit to SeaWorld. How can Dane Cook be a comedian and not Tommy Lee? Tommy is way funnier eve if he’s being serious. Two things to say here. Whale and cow punani! Via TMZ:

“We know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water.”

“Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could’ve imagined something so sick and twisted.”

I totally ROFL’d when I read that but fuckin’ aside though, who are you gonna believe? SeaWorld who trains people-killing whales or Tommy Lee who’s been around both a cow’s vagina and a whale getting jacked off ‘coz he seem to bviously know a lot. I mean why would he lie? He’s been with Pamela Anderson, the guy has literally nothing to lose.

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