Date Posted: May 27, 2010 - 2:49 am by: Paris
Categories: Adrien Brody

Don’t expect to see Adrien Brody near any goat farms soon because the actor is apparently traumatized by one special goat he recently purchased. The actor said he wanted two female goats as pets but ended up with two male goats, one with a big wiener, he had no idea were raised in Brokeback mountain.

Toronto Sun reports:

And Brody quickly realized that one of the goats was gay – and the other was terrified.
He explains, “The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats.”
The actor admits the goat love got the better of him and he had to let his odd pets go.

Dayumm…that was pretty sick. I imagine it could be totally disturbing when you sleep in the middle of the night only to be awakened by two gay goats climaxing in unison. Well, now we all know who didn’t RSVP’d Adrien Brody for his dinner invitation last weekend.

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