Remember this Amanda Bynes chick? The Nickelodean cutie who starred in that one movie where her role was a guy who went to a diff campus just to play soccer? Meh. Didn’t think so. Anyway no big deal, I don’t remember this chick either but what she recently tweeted about her retirement from the Hollywood scene is somehow considered news so I’m just following in the wave.
Via her Twitter:
I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play
6:58 AM Jun 19th via web
Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem
6:59 AM Jun 19th via web
If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it
7:47 AM Jun 19th via web
I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it
7:48 AM Jun 19th via web
I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired
7:50 AM Jun 19th via web
Ohhh..right…now I remember this chick. But hey, I thought she quit the scene far too long ago? Oh right…it was Hollywood who did.
Amanda Bynes is Maxim’s covergirl this month, and aside form her sexy lingerie pics, she had been in the news because of her short-lived love affair with a mystery man. The actress had been updating her Twitter account with clues on her new man, saying he is a musician of color. Some say it’s Kid Cudi, but Amanda didn’t really confirm anything.
Now, her tweets have been about moving on and pretending like it never happened, and all the broken heart shit. So she had been dumped. But why? Hadn’t the mystery musician seen all Amanda’s glorious sexy poses in Maxim? I guess not.
Former Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes made Twitter a lot more exciting by posting two sexy pics of her wearing a lingerie. These are from her Maxim photoshoot for an upcoming magazine cover.
I’m used to seeing leggy pics of this hot babe, for she’s a fan of short dresses, but it’s the first time I’ve seen her in little undies. I’m sure that her next move would be nude photoshoots. Next up, sextapes. Niiiiice.
Amanda Bynes is going back to high school in next year’s comedy Easy A. And just like the Amanda we have known and loved, she’s back in some pretty short skirts to show off those legs we adore so. The movie has a pretty impressive cast of hot young celebs and veteran actors from Twilight’s Cam Gigandet and House Bunny’s Emma Stone to Friends Lisa Kudrow and A Clockwork Orange’s Malcom McDowell. Kinda odd since the director’s last work was the critically-maligned and box-office bomb Fired Up!. Guess it must be good funny to attract a cast like this. Or maybe the director’s got some major dirt on all of them. As long as Amanda wears this skirt throughout the whole movie, it’ll be a blockbuster I guarantee it.
What is up with this crap? For the longest time Amanda Bynes was photographed in short skirts. Buying groceries, pumping gas, partying. And now in these pics, she’s practically covered from head to toe. Where’d those legs go? My theory is that she walked around in tiny tiny shorts and skirts as a bid to get work. But now that she’s doing a new comedy called Canned, she put the stems away. Smart. I wonder what she’s willing to show when she REALLY needs a job…
Knowing that those sexy stems are all she has going for her these days, Amanda Bynes continues to show them off while pumping for gas (that phrase just sounds so nasty) in LA recently. Also recently, Amanda went and checked out the Britney Spears concert and had only great things to say about it, noting that it was exactly what she expected “and more!”. I hope she’ll be this ecstatic when her new series Canned debuts in the fall, because if it tanks, the title will play into a million blogshpere puns that she’ll never hear the end of it.
I wonder if Amanda Bynes is calling someone special to share some bit of good news. The good news being: “I got a job!” Yes, Amanda and her stunning legs will be put to work in a new TV sitcom pilot called Canned about a group of friends who, because of the shi**y economic recession get “canned” and are now trying to make ends meet without employment. This would be her first series since her WB show What I Like About You ended it’s run. She should feel right at home with series television, having starred in mega-successful Nickelodeon series All That and The Amanda Show. The new series is set to premiere in the fall if it gets picked up by ABC.
Why Hanes pantyhose still hasn’t approached Amanda Bynes to be the star of their next ad campaign, I don’t know. Those legs practically have a life of their own! Plus add to that this extra small dress that she’s wearing — HAWT! It’s a shame nobody photographed her bending over…
Amanda Bynes seems to be enjoying the single life after breaking up with boyfriend, The Hills “actor” and baseball player Doug Reinhardt. Chatting away and having a good time at Svedka’s The Future Starts Now inauguration bash at Guy’s Nightclub where a slew of hot young Hollywood couples were also in attendance. Our Amanda didn’t seem bitter with all the love on display around her. Or maybe she was just hiding it well. Either way, the hotness is evident, whether brokenhearted or not.
Amanda Bynes is looking super-sexy in these candid pictures taken of her while strolling in Hollywood. Aside from the sexy shorts, she’s wearing a skimpy and lacey tank top. Just quit teasing us Amanda and get naked already. Yeah, we all know you’re hot as hell but the true measure of sexiness in a lady is when you get buck naked and pose in front of a camera. Nobody told you that? Anyway, that outfit just screams “F*ck me!” and I bet you knew that all along.