England’s fave crackie has finally found a passion other than snorting coke out of random people’s asses and what could be a more perfect calling for a drama queen than a Hollywood actress?
The Daily Star reports:
A family friend told us: “Amy has enrolled for acting lessons at the Central School of Speech and Drama in north London. She’s a natural born drama queen and loves being the centre of attention. Everyone close to her thinks it’s a great idea and believes she could make the transition from singer to actress quite easily. Amy’s been saying for ages she’d like to live in LA and she would love more than anything to get involved in the acting scene in Hollywood.”
I genuinely think she has potential. Amy Winehouse’s tits can land a role anywhere as The Bride of Chucky 2 or as a homeless fallen pornstar turned druggie.
British fashion house Fred Perry inked a deal with Grammy awardee and drunkard Amy Winehouse for a clothing line. “I’m really excited about doing this collection with Fred Perry. We’ve been working on it for a while and it’s great to see it finally come to fruition,” Amy said.
The clothes Amy designed have secret pockets for crack, and have spill-proof containers for booze. Hah. Kidding. No, seriously, but buyers must be aware they would be up to upskirts and cleavage moments once they get the clothes. Well, Amy’s the designer!
I don’t know if she’s going nuts or practicing Jujitsu, but Amy Winehouse sure has been photographed doing some weird stuff while she’s vacationing/working on her new record in the island of St. Lucia. In one set of pics, she’s doing some weird-ass karate moves on the beach looking like an anorexic having a seizure, while in another set she’s dressed like a two-dollar hooker (complete with skank pumps) and doing what looks like practicing how to walk the runway. While strange behaiviour is par for the course for our dear Amy, this just seems to bring it to a whole new level. Interesting to find out the context of when these pics were taken. But knowing she’s got a history of the crazy, there probably isn’t one.
Sarcasm is such a wonderful thing. It can make something really sad turn into something really giggle-icious. Take Amy Winehouse for instance. She looks rail thin, hair something a rat would nest in, outfits just crazy-bad, and music career looks to be heading down the toilet. But we all can laugh at the ridiculousness of how she looks because, well if we don’t, we’ll just end up depressed and feeling sorry for her. And where’s the fun in that? So here’s hoping for every little snarky quip that’s written about her would make her bounce back stronger and more serious than ever to make everyone shut up. But let’s be honest… what are the chances of that happening?
Here is my favorite chick in the whole world doing what she does best in the middle of the day. Amy Winehouse headed out to a local pub and downed some quick shots. Drunk and out of it as usual, she headed home and these hot pictures are the result. Check them out at your own risk.
A very unkempt (and scary) Amy Winehouse lunged at photographers and refused to comment on her husband’s release from jail yesterday. The Daily Mail reports:
“She appeared to be in an agitated state, lunging at a photographer stationed outside her home shouting: ‘Who’s first? Who wants some?’ She refused to comment on her husband’s release.
A couple of hours later her father Mitch turned up at her flat and not long after a pizza delivery arrived.
After they had eaten, no-nonsense Mitch shepherded his subdued daughter to his cab.
The singer appeared to have showered and to have changed her clothes after her father’s arrival.
However, she was back to her erratic ways later in the evening, sucking on a male friend’s knuckle before later passing out in the back of a cab.”
Check out some pictures of a scary Amy Winehouse grinning at photographers from the dark interior of a cab. Imagine encountering a person looking like that in the dead of night. It’s not Halloween anymore but I’ll bet you’ll be screaming you’re ass off and running for your life.
Great. Just as I thought that she’s getting her act together, Amy once again attacks paparazzi converging on her as she arrived home. I guess the guy who almost got hit didn’t get the memo about keeping a safe distance away and treating Amy like a wild animal when taking her pictures. She hasn’t been seen since arriving home after being released from the hospital on Monday after undergoing tests for a reported chest infection.
Her husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been released from jail in England after serving 12 months for assault and trial-fixing. He earned an early release from his 27 month sentence provided he immediately checks into rehab. The Sun reports:
“Amy was not present when her hubby was released this morning, she remained in her Camden home after recently checking out of a London clinic following treatment for a ‘chest infection’.
Blake sported a huge grin while leaving prison, wearing a striped red and white T-shirt and trademark trilby hat.
However he did show signs of his time behind bars, with red scratches down his arms and a chipped tooth.”
Blake is the one that got Amy spiraling downward with her hopeless addiction to drugs. The fact that he went to jail just might be the reason why Amy is still alive today. I can’t wait to see what happens when these two meet again. Meanwhile, check out some Amy Winehouse attack pics below.
Here are some pictures of Amy looking fatter (healthier?). Rumor is that she’s in rehab again and I certainly hope that this time around, she stays clean for good. If she’s looking fat, it would seem like she’s been eating healthy food rather than pumping s**t in her veins. It looks like she’s got a chance to salvage her career and frankly, I’m rooting for her in this one.
Well, who’s surprised? Amy Winehouse once again shows her unreliability and didn’t show up for an appointment with London cops last week. The police wanted to ask the troubled singer about an incident in which she allegedly punched a fan, Sherene Flash, last month.
The cops said that the appointment will be rescheduled and no legal action will be taken at this time. Though some reports that Amy will be arrested for assault are untrue, the case is possibly still premature.
Meanwhile, check out some new pictures of the embattled musician below. She’s looking her usual gruesome self. Too sad, she has great talent and she’s just wasting it away in drugs and controversies like this one.