Date Posted: June 25, 2010 - 3:39 am by: Paris
Categories: Audrina Patridge

When fans aren’t stalking a pale-ass fake Vampire like R Pattz or paparazzi-rape victims like Kristen Stewart, they stalk a different alternative, a walking blow up doll with big fake tits. Audrina Patridge’s tits was being stalked by a 25-year old man named Zachary Loring who pleaded no contest on the crime:

Via Idontlikeyouinthatway:

A man arrested outside Audrina Patridge’s home has pleaded no contest to stalking “The Hills” star and will undergo psychiatric evaluation. Deputy District Attorney Wendy Segall says Zachary Loring entered the plea Monday in Los Angeles and will undergo a 90-day diagnostic evaluation before being sentenced. If found competent, he could be sentenced to up to two years in state prison.

All these hot bombshells and he chose this one? I agree. Put that nutcase in a mental institution where he belongs. If he thinks a dumb bimbo like Audrina Patridge is stalker-worthy then he really needs to get his brain checked.

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Date Posted: May 10, 2010 - 10:14 pm by: Paris
Categories: Audrina Patridge

It was Audrina Patridge’s birthday sometime over the weekend, and she chose to do socially relevant things like posing in a skimpy bikini and hosting a pool party for her 25th birthday. Works for me.

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Date Posted: April 19, 2010 - 4:04 am by: Paris

Spencer Pratt recently bashed his former The Hills co-star, Audrina Patridge, by attacking her fake boobs. In an attempt to divert everyone’s attention from his wife’s probably bullshit claims of sexual harrasment, Spencer decided to pick on Audrina because she had a boob job too. Yeah, the husband of 90% percent plastic Heidi Montag said this:

I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her. Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row!
Who elected you to gage cool – BITCH! Why don’t u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best… Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place. So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!

I’m not attempting to back up Audrina or anything, but, this, people, is douchebaggery at its finest. Nothing but the best from Spencer and Heidi!

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Date Posted: March 8, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Audrina Patridge

So Audrina Patridge was somehow naked for FHM UK for its April 2010 issue. Well, that’s good news because now she finally did something relevant. Anyway, here is the The Hills reality star in roller skates in the photoshoot’s outtakes.

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Date Posted: October 1, 2009 - 2:38 am by: Paris
Categories: Audrina Patridge

The Hills reality star Audrina Patridge can finally feel safe, well at least for three years, as her alleged stalker was issued a restraining order as requested by the actress. As I have told you before, Audrina felt a threat against her life when Zachary Loring, went to her house three times and did some pretty disturbing things. Luckily, the judge who handled Audrina’s case felt the same too, and ruled in favor of her. Now, she can be at peace. I just hope she doesn’t think that this restraining order makes her invincible, though. She’s not so bright sometimes.

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Date Posted: September 14, 2009 - 12:44 am by: Paris
Categories: Audrina Patridge

The LAPD came to Audrina Patridge’s rescue when her alleged stalker came to her house for the third time to see the reality show actress. The stalker, named Zachory Loring, first went to Audrina’s house on August 26 and handed her “a stack of photos, cards, drawings and poems he had written, dated Sept. 15″ Audrina claims one of the photos depicted a woman being strangled. Loring was also seen “talking to himself” while outside Audrina’s house for 7 hours on August 30.

Audrina called 911 the third time her stalker came by her house. LAPD arrested him for trespassing and outstanding warrants but Loring was released the day after on $15,000 bail. Fearing that Loring may return to haunt her, Audrina seeked a restraining order against her stalker.

If it were Heidi Montag who called and claimed she was being stalked, I wouldn’t haved believed her. I’d think she just make it all up to get more exposure. But then again, it’s Audrina, and she’s not much of a famewhore as Heidi so I believe her and wish her goodluck.

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Date Posted: September 10, 2009 - 2:05 am by: Paris
Categories: Audrina Patridge

The Hills star Audrina Patridge is on the cover of Maxim in their October issue. And she is hot in there, I tell you. H-O-T.

See all Audrina Patridge’s hot pics here!

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Date Posted: September 3, 2009 - 3:41 am by: Paris
Categories: Audrina Patridge

Im hot and cold about this chick. I know Audrina Patridge’s hot and all, but her eyes are seriously freaking me out. It’s as if you’ll never get the chance to look eye-to-eye with her, ever. What a pity. Well, anyway, here she is throwing the first pitch at a Dodgers game still looking hot and leggy with that shirt and short shorts.

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Date Posted: June 28, 2009 - 10:43 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Audrina Patridge

She’s hawking fast food chain Carl’s Jr., doning a bikini and eating a really big burger. While some of you may find this image of The Hills star Audrina Patridge sexually arousing, I find it to be completely unbelievable. Like Anna Nicole Smith marrying that multi-billionaire out of love unbelievable. I guess these hamburger people have a penchant for hard-to-believe ad campaigns. After all, they got Paris Hilton to hawk their garbage while washing a car. Did it help sales much? Don’t think so. Next time, do a bit of truth in advertising. Get Kirstie Alley.

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Date Posted: June 16, 2009 - 10:38 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Audrina Patridge

For the past few days, The Hills babe Audrina Patridge has been in Mexico for some alone time while she tries to escape the seething looks from her fellow co-stars. And while she’s there, she’s showing those jealous bitches (and the rest of the world) that she’s got the best bikini bod amongst all of them. You’ll get to see more of that rockin’ bod in her film debut, the horror remake Sorority Row, where the film promises some major gore and nudity to earn that R rating. Let’s hope some of those nudie shots are of Audrina.

See all the sexy bikini pics here!

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