So Audrina Patridge was somehow naked for FHM UK for its April 2010 issue. Well, that’s good news because now she finally did something relevant. Anyway, here is the The Hills reality star in roller skates in the photoshoot’s outtakes.

The Hills reality star Audrina Patridge can finally feel safe, well at least for three years, as her alleged stalker was issued a restraining order as requested by the actress. As I have told you before, Audrina felt a threat against her life when Zachary Loring, went to her house three times and did some pretty disturbing things. Luckily, the judge who handled Audrina’s case felt the same too, and ruled in favor of her. Now, she can be at peace. I just hope she doesn’t think that this restraining order makes her invincible, though. She’s not so bright sometimes.

The LAPD came to Audrina Patridge’s rescue when her alleged stalker came to her house for the third time to see the reality show actress. The stalker, named Zachory Loring, first went to Audrina’s house on August 26 and handed her “a stack of photos, cards, drawings and poems he had written, dated Sept. 15″ Audrina claims one of the photos depicted a woman being strangled. Loring was also seen “talking to himself” while outside Audrina’s house for 7 hours on August 30.

Audrina called 911 the third time her stalker came by her house. LAPD arrested him for trespassing and outstanding warrants but Loring was released the day after on $15,000 bail. Fearing that Loring may return to haunt her, Audrina seeked a restraining order against her stalker.

If it were Heidi Montag who called and claimed she was being stalked, I wouldn’t haved believed her. I’d think she just make it all up to get more exposure. But then again, it’s Audrina, and she’s not much of a famewhore as Heidi so I believe her and wish her goodluck.

The Hills star Audrina Patridge is on the cover of Maxim in their October issue. And she is hot in there, I tell you. H-O-T.

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Im hot and cold about this chick. I know Audrina Patridge’s hot and all, but her eyes are seriously freaking me out. It’s as if you’ll never get the chance to look eye-to-eye with her, ever. What a pity. Well, anyway, here she is throwing the first pitch at a Dodgers game still looking hot and leggy with that shirt and short shorts.

She’s hawking fast food chain Carl’s Jr., doning a bikini and eating a really big burger. While some of you may find this image of The Hills star Audrina Patridge sexually arousing, I find it to be completely unbelievable. Like Anna Nicole Smith marrying that multi-billionaire out of love unbelievable. I guess these hamburger people have a penchant for hard-to-believe ad campaigns. After all, they got Paris Hilton to hawk their garbage while washing a car. Did it help sales much? Don’t think so. Next time, do a bit of truth in advertising. Get Kirstie Alley.

For the past few days, The Hills babe Audrina Patridge has been in Mexico for some alone time while she tries to escape the seething looks from her fellow co-stars. And while she’s there, she’s showing those jealous bitches (and the rest of the world) that she’s got the best bikini bod amongst all of them. You’ll get to see more of that rockin’ bod in her film debut, the horror remake Sorority Row, where the film promises some major gore and nudity to earn that R rating. Let’s hope some of those nudie shots are of Audrina.

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Surrounded by some scary-looking men, Audrina Patridge decided to take in some rays and don a bikini under the neon lights in Vegas recently. The Sorority Row star is still inciting seething anger on the set of her “reality” show The Hills as her co-stars continue to despise every little thing about her. Maybe it’s her attempts at being subtly fame-whorish that really gets to them, but that’s like the pot calling the kettle black. Every single one of those bitches is hungry for fame – why else would they be on a reality show? If you ask me, they’re just jealous of Audrina’s awesome rack.

The most-hated woman on the set of The Hills is also a recently-dumped one. Audrina Patridge, who cased quite a stir at the recent MTV Movie Awards because of her seating vicinity with her co-stars causing event organizers to do a last-minute switcheroo, has supposedly been dumped by alleged boyfriend Chris Pine of Star Trek fame. The two met some weeks ago and denied dating, but souces said that Chris called it quits because of the constant paparazzi presence associated with the reality TV star. Apparently Pine is a very private person and prefers to do his manscaping away from the limelight. I guess that rules out Paris and Lindsay as potential love interests. Date Nancy McKeon. Nobody cares about her.

Either this is a regular routine for her, or Audrina Patridge is shaping up for her own The Hills spin-off which should begin filming anytime soon. The people behind the MTV show aren’t too happy about Audry getting her own show. During a recent photoshoot for the cast, executive producer Adam DiVello went on a tirade after learning that Audrina will be leaving after the sixth season. It wasn’t clear exactly what he was being pissy about, but I’m fairly sure that he’s merely scared of what it’ll do for the show, since Lauren Conrad and now Audry are out of the show. What can you do? With a burgeoning film career (she’s in the remake Sorority Row) and an open invitation to do porn (as evidenced with these nude pics of Audrina Patridge), she’s clearly going places.