Well apparently even real masculine-looking guys who gets to bang the hottest chick on the planet still stray away from the jugs to go fantasize aover A-lister actors’ dicks. I’m talking about Penelope Cruz’s long-time fiancée, award-winning actor Javier Bardem’s man-crush for Brad Pitt. He said in an interview with Elle that he thinks Brad Pitt’s beauty is desirable and his ‘physicality is so amazing to see’. Basically, Javier is implying that he finds Brad’s body as tasty as a burrito with red hot chili salsa.
I don’t know about you but after reading the interview, I sense Tom Cruise is already in the works writing a Brokeback Mountain 2 script using a pen attached to his asshole. But seriously, I’m not sure where these homo-erotic comments of Javier are coming from but the only way I could approve of a Javier Bardem-Brad Pitt sextape is if Penelope Cruz is also in it.
Everybody’s talking about Angelina Jolie’s thigh tattoo and the bitch won’t say nothing more than the tat is actually for Brad.
The Salt actress – who raises six children with her partner of five years – already has an array of body art and has now added a heart on her inner thigh to show her love for the Hollywood heartthrob.
When asked about the inking, Angelina replied: “Um, it’s for Brad.”
Although she refused to give any more information on the design, she admitted it probably won’t be long before she does, admitting to MTV: “I’m bad at hiding secrets.”
Readers over at Jezebel has come up with their own genius theories that would send Dan Brown a run for his money and here’s one of them claiming the code has just been cracked.
I think it reads Whiskey Bravo.
She says : “Um, it’s for Brad.”
Brad’s real name is William Bradley Pitt.
According to the alphabet the military use: William Bradley = Whiskey Bravo
Hmmm I’m squinting my eyes here and I’m seeing whiskey boner! Wait wait…no it’s whiskey beard! Probably Angelina Jolie’s desperate final attempt to force Brad to shave off his hideous billy goat beard. Cmon, I mean you got to admit it could be, right?
So Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt realized their attendance at the Directors’ Guild Awards isn’t enough to dismiss the break-up rumors, that’s why they went to watch the Super Bowl together with their son Maddox. And they appeared to be very happy and touchy together, they even shared a kiss. A kiss, which translates, “suck it, you rumor makers.”
Meanwhile, while the couple enjoy their precious time watching football, their attorneys sue the News of the World for reporting about their break-up. Now, I don’t know why they even have to care about that tabloid if the rumor wasn’t true. I guess they just don’t know where to spend their money anymore.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt debunked the recent break-up rumors by showing up together at last night’s Directors Guild Awards in LA. Brad Pitt presented and introduced his Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino, who was seen talking with Angelina after the awards.
Brangelina was acting affectionate all throughout the show. Witness say that the couple “looked very giggly. They look like they are having a fun time. It’s definitely a date.”
Now, let’s just wait for the tabloids’ take on this. Bet they’d have some juicy details saying the couple just made up or all was just a show.
UK’s tabloid News of the World reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has already signed papers for legal separation and custody of their six children. However, sources close to the hottest couple in Hollywood denies this, saying that “Everything is fine.” The couple has yet to confirm or deny anything, which they never did actually, despite the number of rumors circulating that they have broken up already.
I wonder what would these tabloids get if ever these two really break-up? If you ask me, all I want to get is Ms. Jolie, but I doubt Mr. Pitt is ever going to let go of her.