Well, shit just got creepier–Hulk Hogan married a clone of her daughter Brooke Hogan, or so he suggested on his Twitter page yesterday. It’s been a few years since hs divorce from Linda Hogan but I can tell it pretty much left some great damage to this guy’s head! Via St. Petersburg Times:

“It’s entirely possible that Hulk Hogan married Jennifer McDaniel over the weekend, given his Twitter proclivities and the fact they just got a marriage license a little while ago. “Sitting outside with my dogs and new awesome Mrs Hogan. the waves are crashing and life is beautiful. only positive vibes. like attracts like HH” Hogan wrote Saturday on his Twitter account, @HulkHogan4Real.”

Dayum. Can you imagine what it’s like in the couple’s bedroom? That would totally suck if he accidentally calls his new wife by her daughter’s name what with the creepy resemblance. But who’s to say that shit didn’t already happen? Wait–let me start all over again!

Word of warning for all. In case you’ve blocked it out of your mind that tranny Brooke Hogan is pushing through with her planned music career, here she is in a bikini shooting a music video for one of her shi*eous songs. But one thing I will admit, she’s got a tight body and impressive boobs. Good workout or good surgery? A little of both most probably. So watch out for this video as it will surely hit everywhere very soon. Gotta update my virus blocker to keep this disease away.

I don’t know what it is but Brooke Hogan annoys the hell out of me. To tell the truth, I enjoyed looking at her sexy brunette friend more than at her exposed cleavage. Then again, I can’t stop staring at those jugs. Man, those are huge! Here’s a simple trick: look at her hot friend, then look at her chest. But be sure to avoid looking at Brooke’s annoying face. More pics below.

Brooke Hogan was spotted in Miami yesterday shopping for bras. I’m assuming she was shopping for bras because she was not wearing one. Must have ran out of clean underwear back home, huh? Anyways, she looked so hot that the dude in the rollerblades creamed his shorts. Or did he piss himself? Could be he was horrified with the blonde apparition that passed by in front of him.