Date Posted: November 11, 2010 - 2:04 am by: Paris
Categories: Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen took a break from traumatizing a whore to fart out his innermost feelings to the public, telling everyone to give him a break ‘coz everyone has shitty nights once in a while. As for the whereabouts of his expensive watch which triggered his transformation to every hooker’s nightmare, it’s still in the missing watches list. Via Extra:

“If a guy has one bad night everybody goes insane and panics… I’m not panicking,” Sheen said.

Still missing his rare Patek Philippe 5970 watch worth $150,000 which he claims he lost the night of the incident, the actor didn’t seem to be too upset. “The way I look at it, if you have expensive tastes, you gotta be prepared for expensive losses.”

I’m not sure what this douche is trying to say but if ‘one bad night’ has it’s own dictionary, I doubt you fellas can find a picture of an aging madman trashing a hotel room in a hooker-and-coke fueled rage. Neither the picture of someone holding a knife to his wife’s froat on Chirstmas day. Just sayin’!

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Date Posted: August 10, 2010 - 1:10 am by: Paris
Categories: Charlie Sheen

Don’t expect Charlie Sheen to reflect on his recent situation by going to church or spending quality time with his kids after getting away with the lawsuit on threatening your wife with murder after holding a knife to his wife’s neck for 20 minutes. Nope, Charlie doesn’t roll like that.

Because what better way to celebrate victory over justice than by partying at the Playboy Mansion last Saturday night with blonde bimbos that he could choose as his next victim. Here’s the photo of Charlie Sheen in silk pajamas with two blondes who looks like the dayshift hookers in my ghetto hood. But eff those hookers, you gotta love how Ron Jeremy photobombed this shot.

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