Date Posted: December 7, 2010 - 12:41 am by: Paris
Categories: Chelsea Handler

Well it looks like the things that are comin’ out of Chelsea Handler’s mouth is as dirty as the things comin’ in. At a stand-up show in New Jersey, she appeared to be possessed  by the spirit of Jennifer Aniston where she called Angelina Jolie a wife stealer and a punani, among other things. Via Blemish:

“She’s a homewrecker, she is. She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”

Funny how someone who got the fame from sleeping with a producer to get a show and releasing a sextape(which by the way damaged my retina) has the audacity to call Angelina Jolie a cunt and a bitch among other things. She should stick to what she knows best, like I don’t know, what does this old hag do again?

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Date Posted: April 30, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Chelsea Handler

According to RadarOnline, funny lady Chelsea Handler has a decade-old sextape which features her naked, down on all fours, and engaging in some pretty “explicit act” with British-accented man. In defense, Chelsea didn’t deny its existence, but she said that the tape was done for a “stand-up comedy bit.

She said:

Thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff…It was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I’m a comedian. I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years!

Okay, so a sex tape isn’t a sex tape if it was made as a joke. I’ll keep that in mind.

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