Well it looks like David Arquette has no more Cox because some sources say that the 11-year married Hollywood couple has just quit each other! Yesterday, reports circulated that their relationship has been in the rocks for quite a few months now and it’s believed that Courteney has allowed David to dip his balls into some other chick’s punani. Well, not only is this shit as solid as a rock, the pussy-naming game has begun! Apparently, David has slept with a waiter and an aspiring actress named Jasmine Waltz after Courteney ok’ed to the ‘they can see each other people’ rule. Arquette claims he did this after his wife stopped rolling over to give him a blowjob each night and that pretty much made things even worse for their marriage. Via TMZ:
“David claims he still loves Courteney — and calls her one of the most amazing people on the planet.
David is also adamant that he never cheated on Courteney before the split — but admits he has had sex with rebound chick Jasmine Waltz … his “one conquest.”
Well let’s take it from David Arquette to show you how to fuck up any future possible chances with your wife by confessing you slept with a hotter, younger piece and farting about it in public! Yeah, revenge fuck is the key.
Courteney Cox-Arquette has just about had it with BFF Jennifer Aniston when it comes to her man-troubles. Jennifer’s man-chasing has reached a new low point when Couteney found out Jen was still messaging ex-boyfriend John Mayer wanting to get back together. Since Courteney pretty much hated John when they were still together, she thanked every God she knew when the two broke up. And it was Courteney who picked Jen off the ground and talked her through the break-up. And now they’re getting back together? Courteney will have none of that. Jen’s response? “I act from the heart and if I lose friends because of it, so be it.” Wow. Some friend.
This is shaping up to be either one of the surprise hit new shows for the fall, or it could fall flat on it’s face and cause ridicule for everyone involved. After her series Dirt was canceled after only two seasons, Courteney Cox tries her hand at TV once again with the series Cougartown which is essentially Sex and the CIty for 40-somethings. So basically, Sex and the City NOW. While signs point to promising for this dramadey, the show is gonna have stiff competition from the similarly-themed American version of the British cult hit Absolutely Fabulous. I guess there’s only room for one show in cougarville, and the fall hold the answer to which it will be.