Date Posted: November 16, 2010 - 1:03 am by: Paris
Categories: Courtney Love

Courtney Love thinks she’s still desirable and she wants to prove the world she still can bag any man. Maybe not for her charms. but for her money. Courtney is reportedly dropping some G’s for a date with dark-featured hottie Adrien Brody at a fund-raising event. Woe is Adrien. Via New York post:

Has Courtney Love set her sights on a new man? Despite recently complaining of money woes, she bid a whopping $17,000 for tea with Oscar winner Adrien Brody at Paul Haggis’ Artists for Peace and Justice fund-raiser for Haitian schools Friday night. Spies said Love got into a fierce bidding war with Gerard Butler over Brody at the bash, which also marked the opening of restaurant Salon Millesime at the Carlton Hotel on Madison Avenue.

You gotta love the effort done by Gerard Butler trying to save his buddy from this monstrosity. I know sometimes tragedy happens when you least expect it but geezus! Courtney fuckin’ Love?? If I was Adrien’s buddy, the least I can do is to set him for an advanced earliest possible appointment at the free clinic.

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Date Posted: October 6, 2010 - 1:28 am by: Paris
Categories: Courtney Love

After that Courtney Love naked pic incident on Twitter, the troubled rock singer has once again quit the bitch. Well apparently, the Twitter pic she ‘posted’ earlier this week wasn’t for everyone’s eyes(as it should be), she claims it was supposed to be a private message but somehow ended up on her profile. She tweeted:

“I’m off twitter, that photo was meant for a boy friend.”

Well well, who would’ve thought something good  could come out of her nasty naked pic? But judging from the level of famewhoring she has, I’m pretty sure the bitch will be back.

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Date Posted: June 3, 2010 - 2:57 am by: Paris
Categories: Courtney Love

Errr…are you sure this isn’t a wax figure of Courtney Love at a museum? Because she doesn’t resemble anything like a gutter hooker who’s been dead for days found in an alleyway dumpster. There is hope for mankind!

Come to think of it, she even looks better than Lindsay Lohan and that is pretty much saying a fuckin’ lot. I mean I hardly recognized her, which in her case is a good thing.

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Date Posted: May 21, 2010 - 2:56 am by: Paris
Categories: Courtney Love, Kate Moss

Say you’re a 50 something year old C list singer who happens to be the widow of a legendary rockstar where you spend your days thinking about the good old times when drugs and booze hasn’t screwed with your head yet, basically trapped in your glory days, what’s the smart thing to make use of all the free time? Well, Courtney Love has the smartest idea! Write a tell-all book! Apparently, hers has the details of a lesbian scandal with Supermodel Kate Moss, so this might be interesting…

From the Daily Mail:

[Courtney Love] said: ‘It’s a great story for the grandchildren, so yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it. I feel like such a kiss and tell. Kate’s great though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought her house in St John’s Wood, London.’

Eh. While I would like to put on my shocked face right now over this no-news about this Courtney Love Kate Moss lesbian scandal, I think Courtney’s forgetting this tiny fact: everybody knows Kate Moss has a knack for snorting and tasting anything putrid and vile. Could there be anything more scandalous than getting boinked by a rabid dumpster baby? Pete Doherty, ladies and gentlemen. Need I say more?

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Date Posted: May 8, 2010 - 2:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Courtney Love

Perhaps because nobody really gave a fuck about the news of her alleged affair with Gavin Rossdale, Courtney Love now proceeds to another ploy to get attention by claiming she is good in bed. Because she’s homely. Yeah, you read that right.

She said in her most recent interview that she’s great in sex because, “I was never pretty. Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That’s why pretty girls never threaten me — it’s like, yea, you want to take me on? Take me on. Go for it.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but, this time I believe her.

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Date Posted: April 28, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris

Aside from saying Courtney Love is dead, the Hole singer, who wants to be known now as Courtney Michelle, claimed on the Howard Stern radio show that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani’s husband.

She said:

Everyone gave me so much shit because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt. But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed … something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.

Courtney even said Gwen Stefani knew about the affair when Howard asked if she were having sex with Gavin while he was with Gwen.

Yes. She does know… Everyone … yeah … and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.

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Date Posted: April 22, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Courtney Love

Yeah, keep wishing, but she’s not, really.

The stoned singer just decided to kill off her stage name and go by her real name, “Courtney Michelle.” In an attempt to clear the confusion, Courtney said in an interview with NME Magazine:

Courtney Love is dead. We’ve all decided we don’t like her anymore. We love her when she goes onstage, but I don’t need her in the rest of my life. Courtney Love is a way to oppress me.

Well, basically, Courtney blames her name for her crazies and dark outbursts, causing her a damaged reputation. So, if we follow her logic, now that she changed her name, would we expect  to see a “better” Courtney?

I doubt it.

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Date Posted: March 2, 2010 - 7:29 pm by: Paris
Categories: Courtney Love

Oh, hello Courtney Love. Let me just say, well, how do I say this delicately? Okay. Leave it to Lady Gaga for going out in public wearing outrageous and ridiculous costumes that make her look scary. You don’t need those, or anything, for that matter. Because your face alone is scary. That’s why.

Anyway, here’s my point. Here’s the Hole vocalist Courtney Love at the Roberto Cavalli after party. *shudders*

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