Date Posted: September 24, 2010 - 2:29 am by: Paris
Categories: David Beckham

…and it’s David Beckham’s turn to wear the Cheater hat! Reports say that the British soccer star has been sexing a high-class whore named Irma on the down low back in 2007. Cue Posh Spice phoning E.T. to weep about this shit. In Touch Weekly reports:

‘Irma claims that after agreeing on a price of $10,000 to stay the night, the two spent the next hour engaged in steamy foreplay. Irma says she then “whipped out” a condom and the two had sex for 15 minutes, but it was “nothing freaky,” she remembers. “He was very gentle and kind.” On a scale of 1 to 10, Irma rates David a 7½ as a lover. “He knew what he was doing.” She also recalls that David used lotion from the hotel bathroom to pleasure himself. “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”’

Beckham went all sentimental and opened up about her marriage life to Irma, saying that he’s actually a butt guy more than a bust guy, adding he likes Victoria’s body before she looked like E.T.’s long-lost sister. I mean could you blame the guy really? It’s prolly like munching on a bone in the sack with that boney-ass snob.

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