Well apparently, Ashton Kutcher isn’t a cheater after all, because licking on someone else’s punani other than your 60 year old wife isn’t counted when you’re in an open marriage. Yep. This fuckery was brought to you by Ashton’s sideline whore claiming that the May-December couple is into threesomes and shit and the one and only reason why Demi Moore’s ass feels betrayed is that she didn’t get to join in the fun. More of this shit via Hollywood Life:
“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she told Star. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”
While Brittney thought she could be Ashton’s girlfriend on the side, he quickly squashed that possibility. “He explained that he and Demi had a deal where they had to share lovers. He felt bad that he had been with me and didn’t share,” she claimed.”
This may sound creepy but I think there’s a possibility that this Brittney slut is just an escaped sacrificial lamb. How else do you think Demi Moore’s skin looks like the ass cheek of a newborn child? Ofcourse! She loves to bathe in young people’s blood! *cue in thunder bolt sound effect*
For the two fans of Demi Moore-Ashton Kutcher love tandem in this site, here’s an update to Ashton’s manwhoring ways. Star Magazine took things further by putting this (above) on their cover’s latest issue. Now they obtained a picture and an interview from Ashton’s alleged 21-year old side slut who says she met him at a bowling alley in L.A.
The trick went on to say that she and Ashton had a mutual understanding that they took the chemistry to the dickwad’s house and all the way to the couch adding, “I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice — not some random sex act.” Bitch please. If there’s anyone in the running to be the Russell Brand of America, then it’s this asshole.
Would you cheat on this? Because the cougar-loving celeb douchebag known as her husband Ashton Kutcher would, or some nosy bitches is saying so. Ashton is apparently humping something else that isn’t Demi Moore’s tits. Infact, an eyewitness told star that he/she saw the D-bag making out with a gorgeous chick who was younger than Demi. A close friend is adding fuel to fire saying in an interview, “All along, Demi was told it would never work, that he’s going to cheat. When she finds out that it happened, she’ll be devastated.”
Well if she just spends less time in the bathroom whoring out her crusty 55-year old body and tweeting it to GILF and cougar lovers and more time trying to spice things up in the marriage, then Ashton wouldn’t have played tonsil hockey with another chick. But if this shit is true, I’m betting it’s the least of Demi’s concern. She’s probably more worried stapling her face together every 5 minutes.
Demi Moore has found a new trick on how to keep her young husband Ashton Kutcher for a few years before he finally divorces her ass. The Answer? It’s all about the lighting.
National Enquirer reports:
Here’s a public service stay-sexy tip from Demi Moore, who looks fab at 47, yet never forgets that hunky hubby Ashton Kutcher’s 15 years younger — so Ms. Cougar makes sure she always looks hot and alluring in the bedroom with a secret weapon: amber light bulbs that bathe her skin with soft, golden hues. Demi told pals: “I’ve got dozens of boxes stored away — just in case they stop making them.”
Okay now this cougar thinks she’s got it all figured out. But wait five years and what’s her solution? That’s right, no lights!
No, it isn’t plastic surgery.
Demi Moore recently said in an interview her too-much-information babbles about staying youthful, and she says her secret is a lot of sex! She said:
“I would say that a lot of sex helps. It’s the endorphins! But there’s more than that, it’s also sharing a quality life with someone. I know I have someone who loves me for who I am and who I’m not. He loves me for my imperfections and that makes me feel so happy.
“I’ve aged, I don’t look the same as I did in my 20s and 30s. But you’ve got to make the most of what you have.“
In other words, Demi has found the “fountain of youth” and it’s in Ashton Kutcher’s peen.
Hollywood’s hottest celebrities attend the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel last night. Here are some pictures taken during the red carpet arrivals of the beautiful celebs. Included are my favorites Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale and Angelina Jolie as well as new favorite celeb Olivia Wilde, MILF Brooke Burke, hottie Anne Hathaway, barely legal Miley Cyrus, busty Salma Hayek, sweetie Vanessa Hudgens, sultry Eva Longoria-Parker, gorgeous Demi Moore, sexy Penelope Cruz and blonde beauty Elizabeth Banks. Enjoy the pics.