It hasn’teven been a month since the news of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker spearation and John Mayer is already sniffing on Eva Longoria’s ass. Reports say the mighty douchebag is working on making her his latest victim. Via PopEater:
“John is crazy about Eva,” a friend of the crooner tells me. “There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”
I see a trend here. Look at this fucker’s history. He dated Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. I’d say Mayer goes for damsels in distress to make them think he’s their knight in shining only to transform into an ogre who’s only trying to get in their skirts.
Surprise! Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria’s ass with 7 other women! Well it looks like basketball isn’t the only sport this douchebage nozzle is playing. Because you got to admit it, cheating is a fun, physical sport—and then you get caught and the fun stops. Apparently, Tony Parker has enrolled himself in the Tiger Woods Academy of Whoremongering ‘coz dude got busted when Eva saw numerous texts and pics of girls naked on his phone, and in the sent items were pics of his junk for those bitches. Yeesh. Via National Enquirer:
Eva found naked photos of Erin Barry on Tony’s phone “Eva found not only sexual text messages, but graphic photos that Tony and Erin had been e-mailing each other,” a source told The Enquirer. “Erin had e-mailed pictures of her breasts and other body parts to Tony, and he’d sent her cell phone shots of his private parts.” The sexting had been going on since at least February, said the source.
He already admitted once that he sticked his peen into some other chick’s poon. that was the cue for Eva to leave his cheating ass. Moral lesson of the story girls, never trust a guy with an accent!
Following reports that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker is in talks of divorce, latest reports are confirming what I have speculated in the first place, a third party! Though…I messed up on who fucked up who. Turns out Tony Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria’s ass on get this–on his former Spurs teammate’s wife! Via Huffington Post:
“The other woman is Erin Barry, the wife of Tony’s former Spurs teammate Brent Barry, according to Sports Illustrated writer Bryan Armen Graham. “Have it on good authority from entertainment sources that “former teammate” in Tony Parker-Eva Longoria affair is Brent Barry,” Graham tweeted.”
Get the Kardashians off the fuckin’ network, this shit is more reality show-material! I slipped in a pic of the alleged homewrecker and Tony, dude, it’s like I don’t know you anymore! You cheat on your wife with a chick that looks like your wife! That’s messed up.
It’s been awhile we haven’t heard anything about Eva Longoria and it’s pretty sad it’s got to be news about her marriage life. Reports are saying the Desperate Housewife hottie is actually desperate in trying to avoid her husband Tony Parker because rumors have been circulating that they are both trying to get a divorce. Via E!:
“She was supposed to be one of the many celebs to appear at the taping of Anderson Cooper’s CNN Heroes of 2010 television special but she canceled over the weekend.
Could it have to do with husband Tony Parker and whispers that there’s trouble between them? A rep for the Desperate Housewives star declined to confirm or deny her CNN cancellation, asking that we send an email requesting comment. Asked if Eva and Tony have split, the rep remained mum.”
Well this only makes sense. If you guys remember, Eva divorced Tyler Christopher from General Hospital after their marriage of two years so we’re seeing a pattern here. Let’s hope it’s not because she cheated on him with their young, hot gardener.
Eva Longoria-Parker celebrated her 35th birthday by having a lunch date with her husband, Tony Parker, and her close friends in Miami. In attendance were Kim Kardashian and Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin.
Since when did Desperate Housewives star become close friends with Kim? Well I have no idea, I’m a little surprised too that the two are BFFs. Kim actually tweeted Eva’s birthday thrice to remind us all.
Supermodels Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova visit the Desperate Housewives set. They’re on for a cameo for the show’s March 14 episode, alongside the lead stars Eva Longoria and Drea de Matteo. Now I don’t know if they would be acting as themselves or not, I don’t really watch this show anyway.
While some TV stars during the summer hiatus of their shows make movies or record albums or go on vacation, Eva Longoria decided to take a summer job. And the topic of her “What I Did Last Summer” essay? Working at Wendy’s. Yup the glamorous and sexy star is asking “You want fried with that?” as part of some (I’m thinking) outreach charity program to help needy kids. Or the homeless. Take your pick. Kinda nice of her, albeit a bit hypocritical. Serving up food you wouldn’t eat yourself? Hmm….
Some time ago, Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria Parker looked this hot. It’s a shame she had to pack on the pounds for the last two seasons of DH because whe looks absolutely hot in these. These are probably the sexiest I’ve ever seen her. And I’m guessing the biggest man who regrets that transition is her husband. She’s gotta be a powerhouse in bed to ber able to stay attractive despite the poundage.
Is it just me or has Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria lost whatever sex appeal she once had? I can’t help but think that while looking at these candid bikini pics while on vacation in St. Tropez. Maybe since her character on that TV show is still a mother of three it’s still in her contract that she can’t look season one hot. Getting paid to look out of shape? Sounds like a dream job to me.
Hollywood’s hottest celebrities attend the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel last night. Here are some pictures taken during the red carpet arrivals of the beautiful celebs. Included are my favorites Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale and Angelina Jolie as well as new favorite celeb Olivia Wilde, MILF Brooke Burke, hottie Anne Hathaway, barely legal Miley Cyrus, busty Salma Hayek, sweetie Vanessa Hudgens, sultry Eva Longoria-Parker, gorgeous Demi Moore, sexy Penelope Cruz and blonde beauty Elizabeth Banks. Enjoy the pics.