Date Posted: August 3, 2010 - 2:14 am by: Paris
Categories: Eva Mendes

Last night I smashed my face while I was looking at Eva Mendes naked pics online. I was whacking the dong when I got all fired up and dove head first in my screen hoping I’d somehow end up in the bed next to Eva Mendes in the picture. Well it was an epic fail, thanks to Jumper, one of my tooth fell off. So I put that shit under my pillow and tried to pick up where I’d left. I wished for an Eva Mendes sextape. This morning, I almost jizzed in my pants when I saw the header on Buzzfeed that says Eva Mendes Sex Tape in size 18 font, Times New Roman(or could be Garamond, the hell do I know about fonts?) and an exclamation point!

The pervs over at Buzzfeed is basically saying that somewhere, someone is sitting on a precious tape that might feature Eva Mendes getting her Cuban punani ransacked in every which way by a pack of hybrid motherfuckers, one of them a blogger. But of course, that’s just me. Who knows what that shit is about. I’m just crossing my balls that it’s 100% legit ‘coz if not, I got a tooth fairy I’ll have to capture and sell as a Hula Girl dashboard.


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Date Posted: January 12, 2010 - 10:40 pm by: Paris
Categories: Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes once again gets oily and dirty in the new print ads for Calvin Klein Jeans. The sexy Latina’s pics for the new ad are even more sensual than the last one. And all I could think of is how lucky the male model is for landing on Eva, oh I mean, on this project.

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Date Posted: May 6, 2009 - 10:58 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Eva Mendes

Judging from her somewhat full cheeks, it looks like these pictures of Eva Mendez were taken some time back. Probably when she just started in the ‘biz. We see her try on different personas – cavegirl, bombshell, girl next door – and she infuses all of her sexuality in each one. You can’t really fault the woman for looking sexy all the time – women like her and Megan Fox just have it. No need to force it out. Which is clearly something this photographer picked up on.

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Date Posted: January 3, 2009 - 2:13 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes is the featured celebrity for Latina mag’s December 2008 / January 2009 issue. She’s the perfect choice for the magazine’s cover in my opinion. Who else can be more appropriate to welcome the new year than this very beautiful and successful Latina actress? Check out this stupendously hot shoot for Latina mag featuring none other than Eva Mendes.

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Date Posted: December 18, 2008 - 6:28 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Eva Mendes

At last, the movie Eva Mendes and Scarlett Johansson has been promoting dressed up like old ladies has arrived. The Spirit premiered in Los Angeles last night and I’ve been expecting a lot of celebrity ass and boobs. But all I’ve got are these so-so pictures of Eva. WTF happened to the sexy clothes in her wardrobe? Did she have a life-changing experience while filming this movie? Anyway, I’ll just wait for the next time she appears in public. Might get lucky then. Meanwhile, check out the gallery below.

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Date Posted: December 3, 2008 - 4:06 am by: Bashcab

Three gorgeous actresses in one post. Paz Vega, Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes attended a photocall for The Spirit at the Santo Mauro Hotel yesterday in Madrid, Spain. Too bad they decided to dress like old ladies for this one. It would have been great if they wore skimpy outfits. That would have been a great promotional gimmick for the movie. The Spirit would easily beat Twilight’s earnings in its opening night if they did that because I’m sure there are a lot more perverts in this world than screaming tweens.

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Date Posted: November 30, 2008 - 9:08 am by: Bashcab

Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes pics from this month’s Total Film magazine. I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.

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