Bad news to all MILF-loving bastards, that includes you, you and, well, basically all of us! If you have always fapped over Heidi Klum naked in her countless uber hot magazine spreads, then this might rattle your very foundations: Heidi Klum quit Victoria’s Secret! Via page Six:
“All good things have to come to an end. I will always love Victoria’s Secret. It has been an absolutely amazing time.”
Mom-of-four Klum was dubbed “The Body” by Page Six after walking in her first VS show and then became the “Head Angel,” hosting since 2002 and stealing the show last year by stepping out in lingerie just five weeks after giving birth.”
The numbers are changing rapidly. Soon enough this whole world will be ruled by fugly-ass famewhores and vapid bitches like Snooki and Lindsay Lohan. Geeze. maybe 2010 really is the end of the world! Does this mean we will no longer see her in all her naked glory? My wiener is already mourning for her.
Heidi Klum and her lucky bastard of a husband Seal, plus the entire family I guess, celebrated Mother’s Day by hanging out in Mexico for a little vacation. Well, the best part of this post is that Heidi Klum is in a bikini, showing off her post-baby body.
Supermodels Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova visit the Desperate Housewives set. They’re on for a cameo for the show’s March 14 episode, alongside the lead stars Eva Longoria and Drea de Matteo. Now I don’t know if they would be acting as themselves or not, I don’t really watch this show anyway.
So much for truth in advertising. Here’s Project Runway host Heidi Klum doing the spokesperson thing for the newly released McDonald’s value meal. I would never in a million years would think that someone like Heidi would ever eat a McBurger, let alone hawk their latest stuff. It’s clear that they threw a buttload of money at her. We may see a sh*tstorm of controversy follow her from animal rights groups for endorsing a company that historically has treated animals in such inhumane conditions for their food items. These days, any little thing can make you look like a monster. Even selling innocent hamburgers. But then again, like Phoebe Buffay said, “There’s no such thing as an innocent burger.”
By now you’ve all heard that the latest season of Project Runway will finally be airing this summer on Lifetime after a lengthy court battle with Bravo TV where the program originated. We’re going to once again hear the bitterly sweet Auf Wiedersehen as uttered by everyone’s favorite MILF Heidi Klum. Still no idea if the format is going to be exactly the same on Lifetime as it was on Bravo TV, but I heard that only minor changes will be implemented to fit into the look and feel of the Lifetime Network. But the designers are still as talented, the challenges are just as brutal, and the pressure is just as high as ever. Oh, and I hear there are some real bitches in the upcoming season, so watch out for that this summer.
Looking ever-so-sexy in her sleek black dress, Heidi Klum drives around a truck full of bras to promote Victoria’s Secret’s newest creation dubbed The Perfect One which is being touted as the only bra a woman will ever need. I say, who needs bras? Better to go au naturel. Unless your boobs are hitting your knees, then you definitely need the support (among other things). Heidi was still pretty unclear about the fate of the new season of Project Runway, even though the series has already filmed its finale. My guess is it’ll be on TV by the summer. I’m calling it. Expect to see Heidi and Co. by June.
The Victoria’s Secret Angels were on hand to cut the ribbon at the opening of the new Lexington Avenue store. Heidi Klum led the red-clad Angels including Selita Ebanks, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio and Doutzen Kroes. Hot!
Marisa’s legs are heavenly! Selita’s butt is fantastic! Doutzen is smoking-hot! Alessandra is perfection! And Heidi is simply the hottest MILF right now! Damn, I’m like a kid in a candy store.
Supermodel MILF Heidi Klum made an appearance at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno dressed in a tight dress that showed off her legs pretty well. Isn’t she hot? The 35-year-old model looks stunning in that dress, almost stunning as she was in these nude pictures that Heidi posed for in the past. When you meet a woman who looks just as great dressed as when she’s naked, then you know you’ve got a winner.
The 35-year-old supermodel (yeah 35) is shown here filming a commercial in Los Angeles. She looks quite stunning in these candids, doesn’t she? Seal must be doing something really good with her.
Since I’m still caught up with lingerie fever, I’m posting more pictures from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. These pictures feature some of the more popular models of Victoria’s Secret. But don’t get me wrong, all the lingerie models that walked down the runway that night are beautiful. These girls right here are just the cream of the crop. So check out the gallery below and get ready for drool-inspiring pics! Be sure to watch out for some sexy cameltoe because they’re there for sure! I’d kill for backstage passes to this event.