I wonder what crazy thoughts were running through the mind of the person that left a rather pathetic-looking dildo on Janice Dickinson’s car. I can think of a few punchlines to this event, but my Christian upbringing prevents me from expressing them here. No, I’m just pretty bored now. But I’m sure the rest of you has something to say about this, especially the part where she tosses the dildo aside after inspecting it. Either way, Janice seems to get the joke. What hasn’t she gotten as a gift? She’s been around since the invention of Christmas.