It’s kinda funny to think that someone still thinks people are still interested in seeing Jennifer Lopez’s ass. I mean sure that’s some hot shit…10 years ago! That douchebag is none other than Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband Ojani Noa who’s spent most of his life after they divorced trying to put her life into a living hell, releasing stuff to ruin her reputation. Thankfully, having a million dollar lawyer helps silence that bitch–for a few while ‘til it finds another hole. This time, we’re talking about Jennifer Lopez’s punani. No pun! Via Radar:
“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past,” said Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez’s ex-hubby. “This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.”
Jennifer Lopez’s cooter on a scooter. Now who would’ve thought that would still make headlines? Wow this tool has a lot of time on his hands. If he would just divert all that time and energy in trying to get a sextape with someone actually news-worthy like say my future wife Adriana Lima, then he would get that credit he’s been jizzing over for the past 100 years. But until none of that isn’t happening, he needs to get a clue and move the eff on.
Ryan Seacrest might have had a huge sigh of relief when Simon Cowell quit that bitch but now he’s in for some major competition–and headache because apparently, American Idol’s new jugde Jennifer Lopez is being a bigger bitch than he is.
“Ryan was the one who first suggested Jennifer, but now he’s starting to regret it, because she’s acting like she’s a much bigger star than he is,” the insider says. “Ryan knows the diva behavior is likely to get worse before it gets better. Producers are trying to get them to make peace, but their egos are both pretty big.”
While I totally find Ryan Gaycrest as one of the most annoying celebs on that show, next to Kara DioGardi which Thank God the producers came to their senses and kicked her out, I must say the diva crown should go to him and not J-Lo, after all, he’s got the bigger vagina!
If you were expecting to see Jennifer Lopez tits in American Idol as one of the judges, well, I hate to be the motherfucker to break this you but your wet dreams aren’t coming true, thanks to FOX and their over-sensitive cheapo asses. People is saying that the Latina mamacita has been axed from the show after her demands got way too much too handle.
Jennifer Lopez was supposed to be a permanent judge on American Idol for its upcoming 10th season but ‘FOX just had enough’, the nosy source went on to say. Well geeze, what kind of demands Jennifer Lopez’s ass is asking for that FOX decided to quit the bitch? In Jen’s defense though, I think asking for a tomb to be put in her dressing room isn’t too much to ask. I mean Marc Anthony should be needing a lounging area whenever he visits the wife. Those heartless bastards…
Jennifer Lopez has announced recently that she has moved on from her 11-year realationship with Sony Music, and has signed with a new label for her upcoming album that would be released this summer.
But Sony has a different story. Well, the music label thought the Latina diva’s past two albums sucked, it didn’t sell. That’s why they won’t have another contract ready for JLo. Well, they’re businessmen, and they understand what sells: sex. Unfortunately, after marrying a zombie and having two children with him, JLo’s ass just doesn’t bring sex anymore.
Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham just called Jennifer Lopez fat. Well, not directly, but just she threw a little bitch fit with the Latina singer in an interview with 10 Magazine.
Posh said, “My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. Who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”
Let’s keep our fingers crossed for JLo’s response. I smell cat fight!
Jennifer Lopez is back! The hot singer-actress made a comeback this year, performing for a New year’s event in a hot catsuit, which has been the talk of the town for quite a while. Then, JLo ended up being a guest host for the TBS show, Lopez Tonight, and tried out being a stand up comedian, poking jokes at the controversial late night hosts Conan, Leno, and Letterman. And in a few months, Marc Anthony’s wife will guest star on Fox show, Glee.
Last night, JLo was spotted on the red carpet of a book launch of About Face, a book by her friend Scott Barnes, where she was looking tasty in her little black dress. I say JLo’s swagger is back, proving she’s still one of Hollywood’s hottest MILF.
You know the old adage: Once you’re big in Japan, you know you’re career is over. Just look at the many one-time celebs who have done commercials, albums, and movies in the land of the rising sun. So it’s no surprise that former superstar Jennifer Lopez covers Harper’s Bazaar Japan edition because, lets face it, the once omnipresent diva has pretty much gotten a rotten reputation with magazines, designers, and pretty much everyone in entertainment. Remember that whole Louis Vuitton debacle? Goes to show that you can take the girl out of the Bronx… I won’t be surprised if she releases an album there sometime soon.