Let me stop beating around the ‘bush’ here and straight out tell you guys that Jenny McCarthy has the hairiest vagina in the history of Playboy! ..and here I thought Demi Moore has the wildest jungle bush ever. Jenny queefed out that tiny fact over at Oprah and told the audience what went down, down there. Via The Blemish:
“Jenny said the makeup artist came over to her and explained why everyone was so shocked. “They said they never saw anyone as hairy as you in their entire life!” The audience roared as Oprah laughed along with Jenny.
She said there was a discussion with the Playboy staffers and the photographer figured out what to do: “’I say we just light the heck out of it!’” Jenny recalled the photographer saying.”
Well you heard it first-hand fellas. So a friendly advie: When you’re the lucky chosen bastard who gets to go out with Jenny McCarthy, bring a damn machete along.
The guys over at Electronic Arts Inc. sure know how to get all the geeks to play the latest Red Alert game. Gorgeous chicks like Jenny McCarthy, Gemma Atkinson, Autumn Reeser, Kelly Hu, Ivana Milicevic, Gina Carano, and Vanessa Branch will likely do that to any man. Dress ‘em up like in these pictures and for sure you’ll have no problem selling your video game. Red Alert 3 looks to become the game nut’s ultimate wet dream.