Once again, this gay issue about John Travolta is being stuck down to our throats by several gossip columns and I really don’t know why they are stating the obvious but everybody knows John Travolta is as queer as a three dollar bill and yes, he is indeed a sex addict and I can’t—wait what?! Hmm. Well, I can’t say he doesn’t come across as one as all those gays who hits on me at Walmart are.
And here’s where author Robert Randolph pops in the picture. Robert claims that Joh Travolta has an extreme case of loving the dick too much. He ran off to Enquirer to fart a story about how six dudes sent him an e-mail each confessing that they had fucky times with the actor adding, “I have no doubt that John Travolta is a sex addict. I’ve heard from many men who have either had gay sex with John or saw him having gay sex in health spas, steam rooms, locker rooms, you name it. I’ve gotten so many emails that I’m writing a second book titles ‘Tracking Travolta’ and I’ve got plenty of material.”
I’ve told someone this before and I’m telling it again, the only way he’s gonna be cured from Scientology is when his scientolohole gets plugged with the right aster-rod!
Wow, it looks like the fertility dance led by Thetans with Tom Cruise as the main dancer in a glamorous sequined dress of course, had finally paid off because Hollywood couple John Travolta and Kelly Preston has recently announced that they’re expecting a baby!
“It’s impossible to keep a secret … especially one as wonderful as this. We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family.
Love, John, Kelly and Ella”
Just a little over two weeks ago, life gave them the sads when their two dogs died in an airport accident so I’m sure they are over the moon celebrating this good news with Xenu. No really, they could be over at the moon right now.