Date Posted: November 22, 2010 - 12:40 am by: Paris
Categories: Justin Bieber

Now here’s another reason to hate this little dirtbag. Apparently, Justin Bieber is no longer sucking on his pacifier and moving on to more pre-pubescent things like, uh I dunno, flashing his abs to Rihanna. Yep. Somebody put a shotgun in my mouth. Via Us:

“Justin took off his jacket, glasses and lifted up his shirt,” the source explains. “Apparently he does have a little 6 pack!” Adds the insider: “The table was hysterical.”

Rihanna tweeted, “Justin Bieber just flashed me his abs in the middle of a restaurant! Wow! He actually had a lil 6 pack! Sexy,lol!#Beliebersplzdontkillme.”

Wow I dunno about sexy, but this scene reminds me from my awkard highschool days when I was trying to act cool infront of my crush, showing her my abs except that she wasn’t amused. So I whipped my little weiner out and that put me in detention. Now strip the record label, the fame and nasal-y little girl voice off of Justin Bieber and I shit you not, the same thing would’ve happened to him.

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Date Posted: September 22, 2010 - 1:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Justin Bieber

Why this sly little punk-ass turd. If you’re hearing that loud mass-tantrum from outside tour window right now, take your ass back to your seat because they’re just the cries of a million Bieber-crazed toddlers in nursery hospitals from all over the world. Justin Bieber took the pacifier away from his mouth to suck on the sweet lips of a young semi-famous 16-year old singer named Jasmine Villegas, who’s also scheduled to appear in the opening act on The Bieb’s upcoming concert tour. A Canadian passerby chanced upon the Honda where Justin and Jasmine where playing tonsil-hockey in and snapped a picture. Via TMZ:

“The photos were taken on Thursday, September 9 in Venice, CA by some Canadian tourist who just happened to notice his country’s most famous pop star in the midst of a make-out session with the luckiest teenage girl on the planet. The two had been rumored to be dating … but they insisted they were just “really cool friends.”

Forget the lip-locking shit. What do you guys think about the last pic? Unless the chick was just tying her laces, I’m thinking Bieber was singing the lines of his famous song the moment this shit happened…altogether now! Baby, baby, baby…Ohhhh…

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Date Posted: July 19, 2010 - 3:43 am by: Paris

Remember last weekend when you were wondering why the toddlers in your neighborhood were in a tantrum rage throwing their dirty diapers on the walls all at the same time? Well it turns out it was all because of the Armenian famewhore Kim Kardashian. Apparently, she was spotted on a date with The Bieb last weekend and these pics are proof!

Is she offering to change his diapers or something in these shots? Something in the milk ain’t clean. If these two become an item, we can all call them Bieber and the Beaver. Although in Kim’s defense, she probably thought she was hooking up with Samantha Ronson.

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Date Posted: June 25, 2010 - 2:29 am by: Paris

I know this one may not come a surprise to you but add Danielle Radcliffe to the gazillion list of people who mistook Justin Beiber as a chick. Well, a lesbian butch on my part.

MTVBuzzworthy reports:

Asked if he was going to make a music album:

“It wouldn’t be a pop album. I couldn’t make pop music like now, like what the kids of today like,” he said.

Which leads us into some unfamiliar territory, as Dan might be the last person on US soil who only just heard of Justin Beiber. “I only heard Justin Beiber like for the first time like two weeks ago. I genuinely thought it was a woman singing. I’d never heard it before,” he admitted with a laugh. “Is it big in England yet?”

He’s alright, this Radcliffe guy. You just gotta love how he calls ‘The Beib’, “It” as if it were Lady Gaga or some sort of gender-confused entity. Good idea though. To avoid further confusion, maybe instead of ‘The Beib’, we can start calling him ‘The It’.

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Date Posted: May 28, 2010 - 2:31 am by: Paris
Categories: Justin Bieber

What is tiny, doesn’t grow facial hair, barely legal, looks like a lesbian and likes being a little douchebag by telling floor managers to fuck off? Yep…believe it or believe it, it’s “The Bieb”! reports:

THE sheen is coming off Canadian teenager Justin Bieber with revelations the star told a Sunrise floor manager “don’t ever f**king touch me again”. Sunrise co-host David “Kochie” Koch made the revelations on Sydney radio station Mix FM.

“We had him on and he was a thoroughly nice bloke, really decent guy,” Koch said. “Our floor manager was directing him to where he was about to perform and he turned around to Nick and said ‘don’t ever f**king touch me again’ and Nick went ‘What?’,” Koch told the Mike E and Carmela in the Mix breakfast show.

Woah, let’s take it from this tiny potty-mouth to show you that there is no minimum age for douchebaggery. Meanwhile, Pedobear is getting a hard-on by all this.

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Date Posted: May 6, 2010 - 2:15 am by: Paris

Kim Kardashian and teen pop star Justin Bieber met at the White House Correspondents Dinner last Saturday night, and Justin was too excited about their meeting that he tweeted a photo of them together with the caption, “Look it’s my girlfriend.” Kim then tweeted, “officially Bieber Fever!!!

Apparently, this didn’t make Justin’s fans happy that they flooded Kim’s Twitter page with death threats, to which Kim immediately informed Justin through the said website. Justin told the ladies to calm down and clarified things, saying Kim is a “very sexy friend but a friend.”

SERIOUSLY. How fucked up are Justin Bieber’s little fans?

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