It sucks to be dating a chick who looks more of a man than you. What sucks even more is being stuck to that man-chick for several years now and since you’ve already lost your balls, you can’t find it so you can finally break it off with her. That’s probably how Justin Timberlake felt last weekend. He was feeling low on the self-esteem and wanting some ego booster so he hit the LA Lakers games to hit on real chicks. Only problem is, even there he gets his balls ripped off after hitting on a chick and getting rejected TWICE.
Last week Justin was sitting in the front row at the Lakers game and he was ogling this college educated Laker girl. He asked around and found the woman in charge of the Laker girls and asked the woman to please get the girl’s phone number for him, begging “Put in a good word for me!” The woman informed the Laker girl about her famous admirer and the girl replied “No thanks…” The woman reminded the dancer that Justin “isn’t married” but she wouldn’t budge. Unaccustomed to rejection, Justin later approached the Lakers PR person and asked for an introduction to the blonde dancer. Again, she flatly REFUSED to meet him!
`Well in JTT’s defense though, maybe the chick was a lesbian. Right?? Yeaah.. I’m just gonna go ahead with what everybody’s thinking…the guy’s a homo for cryin’ out loud!
Justin Timberlake was in TAO nightclub in Las Vegas, and he was photographed flirting and getting frisky with a girl who is not Jessica Biel. In fact, I have no idea who the girl is, probably she’s a dancer/stripper in the club or something, but her outfit screams whore to me. What great taste you have, Justin.
There were always rumors even before of Jessica Biel’s and Justin Timberlake’s break-up, after three years of being together. But always, and it never fails, that as soon as the reports hit the news stands, JB and JT are photographed holding hands the day after. So what happens after is that it would turn out that whoever made the break-up story is a lying bitch who is lusting over JT but JT never returns the favor. (Sounds like Lindsay Lohan, hmmm.)
And now, it happened again: Star reports that Justin dumped Jessica for a third party, who they say is Rihanna. But a day later, the couple were seen out and about together (see photos). This twist and turn of events confuse me. So what’s the real score between these two? I say, BREAK UP ALREADY. Judging from the looks on their faces from these photos, I think they already hate each other now but choose to stay together because… Who the hell knows?
Yeah, that’s true. Rihanna and Justin Timberlake are teaming up as a couple… for Rihanna’s new album, that is. The former N’Sync member will be producing Rihanna’s new album. Justin even promised the album to be “a little more grown up” with “some edge to it.” Could the album be as edgy as Rihanna’s fashion style? Only time will tell! Anyway, here are pics Rihanna leaving Philippe Chow resto looking like her usual edgy self.
Fitness buffs Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were photographed doing what they do best – walking the dog. Well, walking is really good exercise, says a lot of health experts. So why not walk the dog on a regular basis? And while we’re at it, why don’t we dress up in sexy tights and show off our round asses so that the people who see the inevitable paparazzi pictures will be jealous of our perfectly fit bodies. Oh well, the life of a celebrity. Except of course, it’s better to make fun of them than be jealous of them. But let me admit something. After seeing Jessica’s tight, round ass in these candid pics, I immediately searched for naked pictures of her. Anyway, here are the pics and you just might want to make use of the link I provided to save you the trouble of googling the pictures.