Well this could be good news or bad news if you live in L.A, i guess it depends on your standards and what amount of self-dignity you have left. J-Woww’s tits is moving to California–Los Angeles in specific! Wait, but doesn’t this state have enough white trash already? Via TMZ:
“Sources close to the “Jersey Shore” star tell TMZ she’s been getting “lots of offers for modeling contracts and endorsements” on the West Coast … so she wants to relocate in order to consistently cash in on them. We’re told JWoww is in the market for a high rise apartment in L.A. — and she wants to be permanently settled in within the next couple of months.”
Well enjoy your days now, people of Los Angeles, soon enough this calamity will be hitting your town and don’t tell me I didn’t warn you! Where’s Arnold Swarchezenegger when you need a law that constitutes against other states dumping their garbage on other states??
Who wants to see J-Woww naked? Seriously? Dayum. Playboy has just started to sound like a charitable institute all of a sudden. Imagine paying one of those fugly-ass bitches from Jersey Shore $400k to strip and offend people with her naked nalgas and punani? Where has the world gone to? Via Radar:
‘… there is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We’ve also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show.
“Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000,” revealed our source.’
Wow, has the magazine turned their taste towards MILFs? ‘Coz this bitch looks like she’s pushing 40 already. If that’s the case, why not let Pamela Anderson do the job instead of this trashy nobody. Then I figured out why. It’s a 2 for a price one package fellas! The gremlin whore Snooki might be in on this deal too. It’s a fuckin’ abomination!
This is it. Playboy has officially jumped the shark and lost it’s fuckin’ mind. E!Online is saying that the trailer trash Jersey Shore hoe J-Woww is going to spread her bare nalgas and punani in Playboy. I’m not sure what Heff is doing here. I mean is he digging his own grave and taking Playboy with him? Because that’s pretty much what it looks like. Via Fish:
So just how close is the Jersey Shore star to closing the deal to strip down for the mag—and just how undressed will she get? “Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.” When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, “Winter.” In other words, it’s happening, people! JWoww smiled again, “I’d like to say so.” Still on the table is how much she’ll actually show. “I don’t know yet,” she said. “It hasn’t been talked about yet.”
Wow. Do us a favor and throw Snooki in there as well so we can all pretend we’re looking at a freakin’ comic book ‘coz this is all a big fat joke!
It’s all for the ratings. JWoww and Snooki got their lesbo on and passed lime to each other with their tongues, and were photographed doing it. I guess MTV’s Jersey Shore is experimenting on including a lesbian aspect to the reality show. I just wish they get better-looking talents, I mean, look at this.
Here are the girls of the MTV reality show, Jersey Shore, enjoying the sun in the beaches of Miami. Oh wait, I only posted the pics of JWoww in a bikini. Hope you don’t mind. I just don’t want to ruin your day with the pics of the other two fugly reality stars.