This one’s for the ladies. Kanye West is mad at the media for cutting off the tip of his wang–in the pictures atleast. Just last week, leaked pictures of Kanye West dick which he sent to her Myspace hoes circulated around the internet and Gayfish immediately jumped on the computer to check out the pics, and has only this to tell the haters. Via Fab Life:
“I went to the Internet. They had the link, I went to it. Man, you cannot imagine how disappointed I was that I got cut off. … The media is scared, they’re scared of me,” he continued on Hot 97. “They knocked the nose off the Sphinx. They tried to tell you aliens built the pyramids. … People need to understand, I’m not above the people-I’m of the people. I love the people.”
You gotta love a black guy bragging about the size of his dong using metaphors. Well, since we’re doing the figure of speech game, let me go ahead and say that mine is like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, it’s long and bent sideways. Ladies, you know where to contact me.
You knew this would happen right? It was just a matter of time ‘til Amber Rose stops putting up with the world’s biggest mic hoarder and douchebag Kanye West. Could it be the endless requests to put on a strap-on dildo and boink him? Or the thousands of Kanye solo shots covering his entire place? Well whatever it is, Us Weekly is saying that Amber Rose finally quit the bitch.
Us Weekly reports:
Kanye West and his model-girlfriend Amber Rose are taking a break, a source close to the rapper, 33, tells UsMagazine.com.
“They are still good friends,” the source tells Us. “Kanye is consumed with recording his comeback record in Hawaii and had to shut it all off. When he’s in work mode, he can’t handle a relationship. He told Amber he needs to devote everything right now to his craft.” Rose, 27, isn’t sulking.
Over the Fourth of July weekend, she was spotted making out with Kim Kardashian’s ex Reggie Bush at Axe Lounge in NYC’s The Hamptons — as West’s hit “Flashing Lights” blared from the speakers.
Nevertheless, a second source tells Us: “I wouldn’t say it’s over for good” for West and Rose. “It’s always off-and-on when it’s convenient for these two. He doesn’t go out anymore and she loves it, so he lets her. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are seen together again next week.”
The only reason why Gayfish kept Amber is because she looks like a shaved dick on legs and the latter is just with him ‘coz she loves humping his wallet so the only explanation I can think of is maybe Gayfish is going bankrupt. Moral of the story? Karma’s a Kanye.
Because life’s a freakin bitch like Kanye, Le Black Douchebag had his $113,000 Porsche Panamera Turbo carnapped over the weekend. But because life’s an even bigger bitch to Taylor Swift and the rest of the world, Kanye quickly got it back.
New York Daily News reports:
Neighbors reported hearing a “tremendous” crash and seeing three men running from the wrecked sports car.
“I walked over to see if anyone was dead or people in the car because I could smell liquids and I could hear them draining and no one was there,” said neighbor Chris Cooper.
West is in Hawaii recording a new album, but sources told AllHipHop News the rapper was traveling when the high-performance car crashed through the garage of the house early Saturday morning. Local TV stations reported West left his ride in the care of a cousin – and that it was reported stolen shortly before the wreck.
Well I hate to be the first one to say this but…Kanye I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish raping the CAPSLOCK key on your keyboard but Charlie Sheen owns the best car burglary case of all time!
Even the US President has his take on Kanye West’s misbehavior! According to ABC reporter Terry Moran, President Obama called Kanye West a “jackass” because of his scene-stealing deed on the 2009 MTV VMAs. The ABC reporter shared this through his Twitter:
“Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a “jackass” for his outburst at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential.”
You won’t find the tweet anymore, though. It was removed because, well, you don’t mess up with the White House. But then again, “jackass” is a strong word for a President, and to be called that by a President means you’re seriously troubled (or in trouble)!