If you haven’t gotten enough of Kate Gosselin’s tits then you’re one lucky bastard ‘coz apparently she’s planning to have fake tits after her bodyguard advised her to. I know, I don’t know either.
Us Weekly reports:
Bosom buddy, indeed! Mom of eight Kate Gosselin, 35, is rarely seen without her trusted bodyguard of three years, Steve Neild. During her recent run on Dancing with the Stars, a show source says, the New Zealander was “omnipresent on the set — at rehearsals, on the press line, everywhere!”
And now a source says in the new Us Weekly the married father of two not only drove Gosselin to the doctor when she got breast enhancements March 30, 2009, but even weighed in on what the result should be: “Kate was going to have one kind of breast augmentation, but she changed her mind after talking to Steve about what would look best.”
(Multiple sources tell Us Weekkly the procedure — which can cost $10,000 — took place. Gosselin went from a size 4 shirt to a size 6 shirt.)
Asked about a boob job earlier this year, Gosselin responded, “Plastic surgery? Please. Who has time to even think about it, let alone do it?” Well, she did: The TLC star’s tummy tuck was documented on a 2007 episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8!
Wow. I’m sure this guy’s wife is thrilled to hear all this. I mean it’s pretty strange why Kate would take the advice of her bodyguard of all people…but I guess if he’s spending a lot of time with those things then he should have a say on it.
Apparently, Jon and Kate Plus Eight minus Jon equals Jon slowing down their divorce. Yes, that’s right. It has been confirmed that Jon Gosselin’s appearances in the TLC show has been minimized, with the program title reduced to just Kate Plus Eight. Just right after the announcement, Jon goes down to his knees and apologizes to the public about his behavior. He said: “I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated … I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.” He now also wants to slow down his divorce with his wife Kate Gosselin, and filed some paperworks to suspend his divorce for 90 days.
In other words, because Jon was bolted out of their show, he now wants to do good by getting back together with Kate, at least as parents–all for the love of their reality show. He’ll be willing to sacrifice his womanizing ways, just to get his name back the title. Wow. How heroic. You could just imagine how thrilled their kids would feel with all the drama their parents have, and how much of a douchebag their dad is.
Here’s reality TV star and mom of eight, Kate Gosselin, sporting a new hairdo as she leaves the set of The View yesterday. Now, we’ll no longer see her infamous porcupine hair. The makeover undeniably suits her and makes her look better, Jon might take a glance but I doubt she’s going to get his attention back.