Shauna Sand has a competition! It’s none other than crazy party girl, British glamour model Katie Price aka Jordan. Just when you thought Katie is calming down on her craziness, meaning her adventures with men and booze, here she it again making headlines and this time she drags her daughter down with her. Katie Price announced to the media she wouldn’t mind if her daughter wanted to take her clothes off and be a glamour model like herself. Princess Tiaamii is just 2 years old, yet her mom said she would encourage her once she hits 18 to join the topless ladies at Page 3. Way to go, mom!
A few weeks ago, Katie Price revealed that she was a victim of rape when she was younger, and that it happened more than once. Now, Katie has even more revelations regarding the unfortunate incident. She now claims that her rapist is a “famous celebrity and Peter [Andre] knows who it was.”
Yeah, I still think this chick is nuts, but I won’t be the one to judge if her story is true or not. I’ll let Peter Andre handle this one. I heard he’s been denying he knows all about it. So be it. No comment on the rape thing, but Katie’s still crazy.
Bitter, lonely, washed up. Oh, and a drunk. That’s pretty much what Katie Price is right now. Add to that – reviled. Her behavior post-divorce from Peter Andre is nothing short of ridiculous. Partying all night, ignoring her kids, flashing her cleavage to anyone who wants to look. It’s appaling is what it is. And she wonders why Peter don’t want her back.
Apparently, Katie Price is quite enjoying the divorced life. Here she is dancing the night away in Ibiza (that’s pronounced Eee-Bee-Tha, ICYDK) trying her best to look available. If you’re wondering what she’s doing there, apparently she’s working. She’s doing a photoshoot for her upcoming 2010 calendar – 12 months of Skank. Okay, maybe that’s not the actual title of her calendar, but it should be huh? I’m surprised the Ibiza heat hasn’t melted that raccoon eyeshadow she insists on wearing. Whoever told her that was a good look on her should be fired. Then again, I don’t think the “natural look” works on her either. A paper bag should work.
Licking her newly-divorced wounds by hitting the beaches of Ibiza, Katie Price aka Jordan is catching some much-needed sun. She’s so pale and sickly-looking that she really needs a bit of color, don’t you think. She’s still doing her best to get together with her man Peter Andre, but alas the dude ain’t havin’ none of her. Maybe now that she has a golden tan he’ll re-think that decision. Maybe if she gets a boob job, it’ll seal the deal.
This is what I like about Katie Price. She likes to model her own stuff. And as usual, even though she’s thrashy as hell, I can’t get enough of this busty skank. I like the pictures here especially the ones where she pulls down her pajamas.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Katie Price is pretty hot if she’s not dressed up like some cheap whore. Here she is at an autograph session while promoting her fragrance Besotted at Boots, Bluewater Shopping Centre in London a couple of days ago. Dressed in a sexy tank top and with minimal makeup, Katie actually looks like a human being in these pictures, and a hot one at that. I mean, with breasts like hers, one doesn’t have to overdo the makeup and wear thrashy clothes. She’s already hot as she is so why make a mess of things? Looking at her almost busting out of that tank top is hot enough for me. Check out Katie’s humongous jugs below.
Katie Price launched her new lingerie line at ASDA Living Store in Essex, England by personally modeling some of her raunchy underwear. Well, that’s good salesmanship right there if you ask me. Who is better qualified to model some lingerie than Katie herself? To tell the truth, I could think of a lot more gorgeous lingerie models better suited for the job but Katie does fill out that bra and thong quite well.
The couple, who were allegedly having marital troubles, were spotted doing what they both liked: shopping. Busty glamour model Katie Price was looking normal and I must confess, pretty hot, in the pictures. I guess she got a good night’s sleep this time. Halloween is over (and we all know that’s definitely Katie’s night), but Katie’s looking good. No hangover and no slutty makeup seem like a good combination for this voluptuous celeb. Her husband still looks gay though.
Despite rumors of an impending breakup after the couple was seen partying at separate clubs on the same night, they look pretty cozy with each other and even ate each other’s faces for the benefit of the photographers. Anyway, gimmick or not, check out Katie and her humongous jugs in the gallery below.
Is this Jordan’s Halloween costume? But I don’t think she even needs one. She just has to dress up as herself and she’ll be perfectly at home with all the other celebrities garbed up for Halloween parties. Actually, she’s launching a line of hair care products at Superdrug in London. That’s why she dressed up as a porn hairdresser from hell. Check out the pics below.
She’s trying to sell products again by using her giant breasts and weird fashion sense as marketing gimmicks. I don’t blame her for using those jugs to promote things. But I definitely think it’s stupid. Women won’t buy those products because some big-tittied celebrity is selling them. You won’t get giant breasts if you use that flat iron, or can you? With Katie Price, I’m just not sure anymore.
Everyday is Halloween for Katie so whenever you see her make the news, expect this sort of bizarre outfit from her. But back in the day, she used to be one of the hottest big-tittied celebs out there. You can always look back and relive those days when she used to make your dick so hard by watching her sex tape. Click here to remind yourself that she used to be hot.