Tik Tok! All it took was a few days after rumors about Ke$ha’s sex pics came out before somebody proved it right! Not that you’re weiners are initially drooling over her but celebrity sex scandal is strangely one of the best turn-ons in life–not counting the Verne Troyer one ofcourse!
Seen here is Ke$ha nibling on the lip of some dude while snuggling in bed, and the other one is her shaved vagina getting some TLC. It’s not bad actually. I’m surprised that despite that she looks like a homeless person who prolly doesn’t even wash her punani, it’s still wanking material for me.
Suprise! There’s Ke$ha Sex pics hidden somewhere in some bastard’s computer waiting to be unleashed! Yep. Our nightmares just might come true! The ultimate nightmare before Christmas! I would rather see The Grinch’s ass than Ke$ha’s pussy…MERCY, NO! Via Celebuzz:
According to the Associated Press, a 17-year-old and 23-year-old are under investigation by German authorities for a year-long hacking spree targeting celebrities. They reportedly sold songs and files, earning more than $13,000 and allegedly tried to blackmail an unnamed female singer with nude photos. There’s no official confirmation on who that celebrity is, but reports claim it’s Ke$ha involved in a sex act.
Cmon, man! How fuckin’ sick can you be leaking this trashy whale’s naked body, let alone pictures of her fucking? I think we all would be fine not seeing this fuckery before 2011. Don’t you agree??
Look it’s been a slow day and I swear to gawd if I pose another shit about Lindsay Lohan, I’m going to put a gun in my mouth. I would’ve contemplated about it had it not for the hot milf from the apartment across my window flashing me her jugs that I thought to myself, life is beautiful. Speaking of beautiful things, this one isn’t. Ke$ha, the singer who looks like your typical white gutter whore is apparently more fucked up than we expected. Bitch apparently wears roadkill, which is an insult to all roadkills, imo. Via Digital Spy:
“Ke$ha has said that she enjoys wearing handmade clothing and accessories fashioned from “roadkill” collected at her friend’s farm. Speaking to Newsweek, the ‘Tik Tok’ singer said that she would be happy for someone to wear accessories made out of her own body parts after she dies.
Ke$ha explained: “A friend of mine has a big farm in the desert, and she picks up feathers and roadkill for me, then makes it into clothes. I think it’s cool to wear roadkill. If I died and somebody wanted to wear my teeth around their neck to [the MTV] VMAs, I’d feel honoured.”
Great. Lady Gaga is wearing dead cow from a butcher shop and this hoe wants to top it. Ke$ha’s ass is so repulsive I don’t think Peta would even bother with this, and that’s saying A LOT.
I would’ve went on with my day just fine without seeing this shit but I did! What. The. Fuck. If it isn’t the dirty-ass trailerpark hoe Ke$ha on that bed with the cumshot all over her chest. You know what makes this shit worse? Seeing John Travolta’s mug over her face in these shots. I mean seriously, the two look like twins! Some genius discreet hacker who goes by the name of DJ Stolen, if you haven’t guessed it by now, posted Ke$ha topless pics and now it’s all over the damn internet.
Aww man, this is just great. By doing this the bitch’s 15 minute fame will probably stretch out to 18! I can’t believe I’m saying this…but fine, bring Lindsay Lohan back.
Ever wonder why Kesha always acts like a disgusting pig? Well, coz she actually likes pigs! Well, fat men, in a more formal term.
This is London reports:
Kesha loves fat men. The Blah Blah Blah singer – who is currently single – admits she has a less-than-traditional taste in men and can’t stand the thought of dating someone too well-groomed.
She said: “My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.”
The outspoken 23-year-old star also admitted her biggest turn off would be to date someone who spends longer in the bathroom than she does.
She told heat magazine: “I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don’t want someone who’s going to steal my moisturizer.” Though she has a lengthy list of specifications for a partner, Kesha insists she isn’t ready to settle down just yet. She said: “I’m far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don’t want to settle down yet. Gross!”
What’s gross is if anyone actually had the stomach to settle with you. If Kesha really wants a fat guy, I think I can hook her up with Fat Bastard though the tub of lard might mistake Kesha’s ass for leftover spareribs.
If you happen to be in Kesha’s circle and you pissed the hell outta her, don’t expect that Christmas box from her lying under your Christmas tree to be a picture frame. In an interview she did in Rolling Stone just recently, she admitted to wrapping up her enemies’ presents to show love not war in the form of dog poo.
Here’s the rest of the interview via OMG Music:
On people who have wronged her: “You know what, sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and full bags of massive dog s**t. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”
She writes music to get back at people too: “The record is therapy. This b*tch stole my car, so I wrote a song about it called ‘Backstabber’. When I see thousands of people singing along to it I’m like, ‘Jeanie f**k you. You f**ked with the wrong b*tch.”
Kesha’s fashion sense: “If I’m in Los Angeles and I find a pile of clothes lying on the side of the street that someone plans to throw out, I’ll take it. I’m like a pirate on a treasure hunt. I think it’s way more creative. I love used clothes because they have a story to them.”
Fuck Nightmare before Christmas. This cunty white trash is the real deal. They should make a movie based on a Santa who puts dog crap in the stockings of naughty children. They should make her do her own stunt too so we can somehow get rid of this hoe.
Upcoming singer Ke$ha has something to say about Britney Spears and her lip-syncing prowess, and it’s not very good. The singer said:
“I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show,” she tells the Scottish Daily Record. “I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing… It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing.”
I’m sure Britney wouldn’t give a shit about whatever you say about her, Ke$ha. Honey, it’s actually Brit’s lip-syncing that got her her fame, so it’s like stating the obvious actually. Plus, people don’t really care.
Up and coming pop star Ke$ha, the culprit behind the catchy song Tik Tok, admits to being bisexual in a recent interview with Out magazine. She said, “I like people, I wouldn’t say I’m gay or straight,” and that she doesn’t like “labeling anything.“
Interesting. I don’t know who started this new fad, but seems like everybody’s going bisexual these days. So does these mean, everybody’s open to doing a threeway too?