Date Posted: August 5, 2010 - 9:49 pm by: Paris
Categories: Kelly Brook

The British goddess with the Lamborghini-body is the recent celebrity promoter of the new Reebok billboard. I actually love the Billboard. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it shows Kelly  Brook’s ass while she’s slightly bent over and laying on her tummy naked wearing nothing but the Reebok shoes. AnyhoeI’dlovetofuck, Kelly B is telling at interviews that she is against airbrushing despite the fact that the billboard looks like it has been airbrushed to the rim.

BBC Newsbeat is saying that the brunette bombshell was in London at the launch of her new poster campaign when she said, “If people are being slimmed down in photographs then I think that should definitely be pointed out because you don’t want to portray something that is unrealistic and unachievable to young teenage girls.”, and went on to say that her ad probably had the same treatment. While I agree that there is nothing that should be photoshopped or airbrushed on Kelly Brook’s body, I have to disagree on her thoughts on this. Fame mongrels like Snooki should be airbrushed entirely, because not only does it destroy our retinas, it gives a bad taste on the mouth when I see pictures of that vapid beast. Airbrushing is like the 7th beer that I drank just so I can see that fat chick behind the bar worth fucking.

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Date Posted: June 4, 2010 - 1:56 am by: Paris
Categories: Kelly Brook

I’m not sure what good thing I’ve done in my life lately but my dream has finally came true! My dream girl Kelly Brook is now in talks with Playboy to do some nekkid shots of her smoking hot body!

The Daily Mail reports:

Speaking to the Sun, a source said: ‘This is a huge opportunity for Kelly who is without doubt one of the world’s most beautiful women. Playboy is an iconic publication which is known across the world as a sophisticated title. ‘It’s a real honour to be asked to do Playboy as obviously they are very picky about who they want. ‘And by the same token it’s a real coup for Playboy as there probably isn’t a red-blooded male who won’t be looking forward to pictures.’

I promise to not kill baby bunnies until I see those Kelly Brook Playboy pics. And just to make sure this won’t get jinxed, I’ll stop selling asian chicks to my next door neighbor. Anything to catch a glimpse of this British bombshell in the flesh.

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Date Posted: May 9, 2010 - 2:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook looking sexy in a bikini. No photoshop done. Hot, hot, hot.

Now, hit the thumbs.

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Date Posted: June 24, 2009 - 10:54 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Kelly Brook

British babe Kelly Brook is still in the US, Arizona to be more specific, as she shoots more scenes for the upcoming horror remake Piranha 3-D directed by remake master Alexandre Aja. Yes, he’s the guy who did the Hills Have Eyes remake and the Mirrors remake. Dunno why this director doesn’t seem to have an original bone in his body, but as long as he has Kelly in a bikini (or less) all throughout the movie, I will think of him as brilliant. Already we got to see Kelly in some girl-on-girl action that I am hoping IS in the movie, so it’s looking to be one of the best movies of next year.

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Date Posted: June 8, 2009 - 12:27 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Kelly Brook, Riley Steele

This has got to be every man’s wet dream come true. British babe Kelly Brook and porn actress Riley Steele getting playful with each other on the set of the upcoming horror remake Piranha 3-D. In bikinis. Small bikinis. Tiny, microscopic string bikinis… okay I’m back. The girls seem to be having a grand old time on the set that Kelly even lets Riley bury her face in her boobies. And it looks like they’re not the only ones. Check out the guy in the last pic. His “private area” seems to be enjoying the show a lot. I officially cannot wait for this movie.

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Date Posted: June 2, 2009 - 11:00 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Kelly Brook

Instant media superstar Kelly Brook will stretch her acting muscles once again in the remake of the classic b-movie Piranha 3D, out next year. She’s joined by hot babes Dina Myer, porn star Riley Steele, Gossip Girl’s Jessica Szohr, and Oscar nominee Elizabeth Shue. But judging from these on-set pics, it doesn’t look very good for the British babe’s character. But then again, this is a re-imagining of the Joe Dante cult classic. So maybe she’ll turn into a zombie. A hot, topless zombie. Nope, nothing sick about that at all!

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Date Posted: May 5, 2009 - 11:52 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Kelly Brook

The British babe most famous for getting dumped by Simon Cowell (professionally, not romantically) has returned to the (supposedly) first magazine she ever appeared in. Kelly Brook makes her way into the pages of Nuts Magazine, and while she doesn’t get fully naked like the usual Nuts features, she does manage some heat in some pretty risque lingerie. Goes to show that leaving something to the imagination is still the sexiest thing of all.

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Date Posted: April 14, 2009 - 1:43 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Kelly Brook

I got a lot of great responses for posting bikini pics of British babe Kelly Brook in the past (in fact, I just posted some yesterday) so now, I’ve got more! Yup, everyone’s favorite bikini bod is in a swimsuit this time, frolicking in the waves and looking hot like she always does. I don’t really know when these pics were taken, all I know is that they’re new to me and being the generous person that I am decided to share them with you. Now if only we could get her to go topless…

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Date Posted: April 13, 2009 - 1:35 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Kelly Brook

Methinks Kelly Brook is gunning for a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover the way she’s been seen in public lately. She was photographed in yet another sexy bikini, frolicking in the waves and sucking face with some dude I don’t know. She’s proud of her womanly figure, content in her curves which she shows off with pride. And the rest of us watch with envy/lust.

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Date Posted: April 3, 2009 - 1:00 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Kelly Brook

Being most famous for being dumped by Simon Cowell from being a judge on Britain’s Got Talent has certainly worked for Kelly Brook in the I’m Suddenly Famous department. Since her ouster from the show, Kelly’s been splattered all over the ‘net sometimes elegantly dressed, and others in wet skimpy bikinis. This one, from what I see, seems to be from a while back. But the sexy lingerie corset-clad hot body still manages to get me all hot and bothered.

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