It must be hard to be Kendra Wilkinson’s husband, ‘coz no matter how politely you suggest that she take her plump ass on the treadmill, bitch can’t take hints! Playboy just released their latest issue for the mag with Kendra Wilkinson’s tits on the cover in some Santa outfit which was taken two years ago, way before she had a baby. Well this was the cue for her husband Hank to give her a little mental nudge to get back to that body, but I don’t think it’s gonna happen buddy.
“He’s like, ‘I’m so proud of you! You look so good!’” Kendra, 25, told UsMagazine.com of her husband’s reaction at a signing event for Ab Cuts at a GNC store in L.A. “Even though that’s like, so long ago, I’m like ‘urghhhhhh!’” she added, doing a fist-pump move.
“I’m very happy, very honored to be on the cover with the old pictures,” cooed Kendra, who’s gotten married and had a son (Hank IV, nearly one) since that nude photo shoot.”
Well since Christmas is just around the block, maybe he should try other tactics. Like giving her that treadmill as a Christmas present. If that’s not too obvious enough, then I’m gonna go ahead and think she’s got to much bleach on her hair, it messed up that part of her brain that’s responsible for comprehension.
There are three things to rely on. The sun to shine, that McDonald’s will always have delivery and that Playboy’s charisma is slowly but surely being flushed down the drain. You’d know if you’re in deep shit when you bring past bitches, nevermind if they still look fit enough or not to pose naked, on the recent spreads( i.e. Pamela Anderson), need I say more? Well this time, they offered Kendra Wilkinson to pose naked but bitch denied the offer. You know you’re in trouble when even your past hoes don’t want to do anything with your shit. Well reports are saying the the reason why Kendra Wilkinson naked body won’t be on Playboy is because of her husband Hank. Via E! News:
He didn’t yell at me,” Kendra says. “He wasn’t mad at me for doing that photo shoot. He actually sat down with me and he went over the reasons of doing it. And you know, my reasons weren’t right. I wanted to do Playboy for the wrong reasons. The wrong reasons are to prove people wrong, not to prove it to myself but to people and to put my middle finger up to everybody and be like, ‘I’m going to do Playboy!’ But that wasn’t the right reason, you know?”
Could the reason behind Hank’s decision has something to do with the type of celebwhores Playboy have been courting to spread their legs for the mag? J-Woww, Oksana Grigorieva and Kate Gosselin, to name a few? I mean dude, I get that you’re trying to protect the dignifty of your marrying someone who used to lick on Hugh Heffner’s balls but it’s not like we haven’t seen your wife naked and banging a fugly-ass Albino in the most boring way possible, let alone a still spread on Playboy?!
Once again, Radar exposes the details on Kendra Wilkinson’s secret plans of releasing her sextape. This time, it’s what we’re about to see in the tape:
New documents uncovered by RadarOnline.com show that not only were there multiple sex tapes , as we exclusively reported, but also multiple partners!
So, Kendra’s sextape features a gangbang. That’s no surprise, really, since Kendra is the type who would pull off just that. So, if that’s true, could it be the reason why the tape is deemed as the “greatest sex tape of all time?” Well, I just hope it doesn’t disappoint.
Though there are reports claiming Kendra Wilkinson is fighting the release of her sextape, here comes another side of the story that is not very surprising if you really think about it. Well, reports surface that Kendra was in the process of releasing her sextape herself more than a year ago.
According to RadarOnline:
Documents acquired by RadarOnline.com confirm that the Playboy pinup was in the process of releasing the tapes herself a year and a half ago! According to the documents, a company (which Wilkinson would own and control) would be formed and Wilkinson’s team would shop the tape around soliciting offers. Wilkinson would also be able to mandate how the tape would be edited before it was sent to potential buyers.
Kendra has yet to comment about these latest developments. Well, if this was her plan to get publicity for her sextape all along, then it’s definitely working! I guess I was wrong; I always thought Kendra was stupid.
Well, it isn’t really surprising that Kendra Wilkinson is the type who films herself while having sex, given that she was a former Playboy Playmate and Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend. So yeah, I believe Kendra has a sextape too. And Vivid Entertainment, the ones who released Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson’s sextapes, will release Kendra’s tape entitled “Kendra Exposed” by the end of May, saying “this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.”
The tape was allegedly made when Kendra was a teenager, and was shot prior to her moving into the Playboy Mansion. On the other hand, Kendra reportedly is fighting against the release of the tape, fearing it could destroy her marriage with NFL star Hank Baskett.
Come on. I don’t see any reason why Kendra doesn’t want this tape be released. I mean, from her not-so-wholesome reputation inside and out the Playboy Mansion, she practically is a walking sextape anyway.
Well, a boob reduction, that is. Former Girl Next Door and now a new mom Kendra Wilkinson said that she’s getting a breast reduction procedure on the George Lopez Show. She said, “I feel like I’m a little top heavy.” Kendra’s tits have gone from 34C to an E during her pregnancy.
Her husband, Hank Baskett, said in response to Kendra’s plans, “You know I support her [but] I’m definitely going to miss them, you know.“
Hah. With that decision, Kendra isn’t reducing her tits, but her career, that’s what.
Former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson said in a recent interview that she battled with postpartum depression after becoming a mommy. Well, kids, postpartum is when a woman gets depressed after giving birth, because of changes in her hormones. Hank Baskett’s wife confessed:
“I never brushed my hair, my teeth or took a shower. I looked in the mirror one day and was totally depressed … A couple of times, I even said, ‘I just have nothing to live for.’”
I don’t know but I don’t buy this depression story of Kendra. Yeah, she may have been depressed, but for all we know it was just because now she’s fat. No woman likes that, right?
Kendra Wilkinson came rushing out of the stadium in tears after the big game on Super Bowl Sunday. And of course, we know it’s because her husband, Hank Baskett’s team Indianapolis Colts lost over the New Orleans Saints, with the score 31-17!
But the former Girl Next Door denied this, and said it was because the paparazzi wouldn’t leave their family alone. Yesterday, she even tweeted that she was very happy that the Saints won.
Riiiiight. That’s okay Kendra, you have all the reason’s to be bitter!
Twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon moved in the Playboy Mansion as replacements for Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson just last year, and now they are already moving out. The 20-year old twins were reportedly sleeping around a lot while inside the Mansion, and were not sleeping with the Playboy mogul at all. According to reports, Hefner initially suggested that they move out already.
The Playboy founder is now down to one girlfriend, Crystal Harris, who replaced former Girls Next Door Bridget Marquardt, Hef’s third girlfriend. Well, can’t really blame the twins though. Everybody has needs.
Hank Baskett, more popularly known as Kendra Wilkinson’s husband was recently cut off from his team, the Philadelphia Eagles, to give way to quarterback Michael Vick. Not that I care much about NFL or Hank, I just wonder how would they support themselves now that Hank is unemployed. So, it must mean Kendra’s going to be both the baby momma and the sugar momma as well. Or will they run to Hef for money?