Date Posted: May 22, 2010 - 9:55 pm by: Paris
File this under “things we always knew would happen soon enough”. It hasn’t been a year and sources say that one of the Jonas’ Brothers, Kevin Jonas and his wife aren’t sleeping on the same bed anymore. People close to the couple claims revealed that the main reason is Jonas’ snoring. Yeah right.
In Touch Weekly reports:
They’ve only been married for five months, but Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle Deleasa, are already sleeping in separate beds. According to a friend of the couple’s, when it comes to their sleeping arrangements, the honeymoon is over. But it’s not what you think — the problem is that Kevin, 22, snores like a freight train! “Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly,” the insider explains. “She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy.” “They are still crazy about each other,” says the pal. “But the snoring has become a big joke for their friends.”
Snoring. Sure. Ofcourse they don’t sleep in the same bed! As soon as Kevin knew what a vagina looked like on the night of his honeymoon, it forever scarred him. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Poor Kevin is forever traumatized. It’s like Boy George getting gangbanged in prison–in the female ward.