Date Posted: December 8, 2010 - 1:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Khloe Kardashian

I’m not sure who dropped her as a baby but during her interview on Lopez Tonight, Kim Kardashian’s unfortunate-looking sister Khloe is apparently comparing airport security to being raped. Yeah, because rapists touch your waists, boobs, thighs, says ‘thank you’ and ‘next!’ Via Radar:

“Well, they basically are just raping you in public,” she said. ” I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get patted down. I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey.

“But the people are so aggressive. It’s like, ‘Chill out, you didn’t find anything on me yet, calm down. They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be patting you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate.”

Somebody’s being a little too sensitive here, aren’t they? I can just imagine Khloe heading to the airport and the TSA guys are ribbing each other, ‘Oh snap, here’s that Sasquatch sister, bring the new guy in!’. But seriously, she should be flattered that someone would even want to touch her in a suggestive manner.

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Date Posted: November 30, 2010 - 10:21 pm by: Paris
Categories: Khloe Kardashian

Who wants to know how Khloe Kardashian and that time someone popped her cherry? No I know you don’t want any of this but sit your ass down unless you have something useful to do. Didn’t think so! Well the monster of the Kardashian bunch went to The View to talk about her lost virginity and said it wasn’t a Yeti who devirginized her, but a way older guy, adding she did it just to be cool and not kicked out of the loop. Via Radar:

“I feel like I was almost conned, well not conned, but persuaded, because he was older and I felt I wouldn’t be accepted or cool or whatever.

“Then I do remember when I was done, I felt, after two months of secretly dating this guy, I felt so disgusted with myself. I stopped talking to him and actually didn’t have sex for three years after that because I knew I was young and I knew I wasn’t ready.”

I loved the fact that she said she was conned into having sex like that wasn’t at the top of her to-do list before turning sweet sixteen. I bet the one who felt conned was the guy who thought it was Kim Kardashian’s ass he was banging after she put on a disguise to lure him.

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Date Posted: July 16, 2010 - 2:58 am by: Paris

Kim Kardashian must really hate Tom Cruise now. Reports say that recently, the midget A-lister bumped into Kim K at Cecconi’s thinking she’s the other monster sister, Khloe Kardashian.

National Enquirer:

Tom Cruise can’t keep up with the Kardashians! When he bumped into Kim and a girlfriend at West Hollywood’s Cecconi’s on June 25, he told her: “Please congratulate your husband on the championship. I’m a huge Lakers fan!” Kim just smiled and thanked him, never pointing out that it’s her sister Khloe who’s married to Lakers star Lamar Odom. (Print Edition – 7/12)

Somebody kindly explain to me…how in the world is it possible to mistake King Kuppa for the Princess? Seriously. Well I guess you still got to give it to the guy. It’s the most respectful thing he has done before jumping on Oprah’s couch.

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Date Posted: June 2, 2010 - 3:04 am by: Paris
Categories: Khloe Kardashian

Because it’s time to seal the deal for a lifetime bed of cash, Khloe Kardashian decided the only way is to get knocked up with his NBA Lakers star husband, Lamar Odom and guess what, the bitch’s plan worked.

RadarOnline reports:

Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. “Lamar is happy and ecstatic” about having a baby with Khloe. The source tells RadarOnline.com that the family is elated by the news.

“Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”

The question is, where is the baby going to be born? I heard Yetis are very fragile in pregnancy, they should be kept in their natural habitat, the icy mountains.

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Date Posted: September 30, 2009 - 12:44 am by: Paris
Categories: Khloe Kardashian

Well, what do you know? You can tell there was something fishy the first time you heard that Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend of one month LA Laker Lamar Odom are getting married. And now that they did get married, reports surfaced that the nuptials were a fake. Or  to say in a different light, they weren’t married legally. TMZ reports that Lamar would only tie the knot if a prenup has been made, and there wasn’t any prenups ready on Sunday, the date of their wedding. All is a little too complicated but to give you the gist, here it is: Everything is just a publicity stunt. That simple.

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Date Posted: September 21, 2009 - 11:33 pm by: Paris
Categories: Khloe Kardashian

As I have told you yesterday, Khloe Kardashian and her LA Lakers cager boyfriend, Lamar Odom, are already preparing to tie the knot soon. And by soon, it means… this Sunday! E! News confirms the rumor, reporting that “most guests have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.

Khloe hasn’t been denying or confirming anything, which practically means it’s true: the wedding is on Sunday indeed. The engaged couple have already bought a ring, sources close to the Kardashians say, but the youngest Kardashian sister is not wearing it yet because “it is being resized.” Oh, I bet the ring’s too small for her. Thing usually are too small for her, well except her new boyfriend/husband-to-be.

Well, advanced congratulations to the couple. Enjoy your coupledom while it lasts!

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Date Posted: September 21, 2009 - 12:36 am by: Paris
Categories: Khloe Kardashian

After dating for about a month days, the youngest (but largest, and I mean largest in every sense) Kardashian sister, Khloe Kardashian is now engaged to LA Laker star Lamar Odom. Reports surfaced that the couple are already “talking about rings” and planning their marriage. Well, it’s their choice. Who are we to judge, right? Seriously, when it comes to this matter I have no other reaction than this: Khloe Kardashian is a woman?!

That’s it.

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Date Posted: August 18, 2009 - 1:35 am by: Paris

See, see? Haven’t I just told you days ago that Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement will rake in the ratings for Kourtney and Khloe’s new show? Well, I was right. As Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami’s premiere was the biggest debut among all the E! shows since 2002. I hate to say I told you so, but there I said it.

By the way, here are the Kardashian sisters at the Wet Republic event at MGM in Las Vegas. Now in these pics, I see Kourtney’s strong resemblance to Kim; but Khloe still looks like their older brother.

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Date Posted: June 23, 2009 - 12:45 am by: coffeeboy

Arguably the lesser-known of the Kardashian sisters, Kourtney and Khloe where in full bikini goodness for what appears to be a photoshoot in Florida. I’m pretty sure they’re not there to actually swim since the piled-on make-up and saltwater-unfriendly accessories were all over them. They seem to be modeling swimwear by their friend Caroline D’Amore who had a fashion show recently that the sisters hosted. Don’t know if any of this will make it’s way into a future season of their reality show, but I for one would not care. Shows like this never have any educational or social value whatsoever. I’d rather watch Jon and Kate. Now THAT’S quality television!

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Date Posted: November 24, 2008 - 4:34 am by: Bashcab

Fashion designer Christian Audigier spent a ton of money for his daughter Crystal Rock’s 16th birthday party in Kress nightclub as part of MTV’s My Sweet 16. Damn, this chick is spoiled rotten. Check out what she got for her birthday: two cars, delivered by Paris and Nicky Hilton, performances by T.I. and The Pussycat Dolls, fashion show with Justin Gaston, and celebrity guest Khloe Kardashian. I wonder how much Christian Audigier paid Paris for her appearance? And two cars, WTF? Her parents must love her so much. Better watch out though, look at how close Crystal is with Paris in the photos. With all the attention and lavishes spent on her, Crystal might just be a Paris in the making.

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