Date Posted: July 6, 2010 - 12:52 am by: Paris
Categories: Kristen Stewart

Because the sick fantasies are getting too far, when Kristen Stewart is not imagining herself as a rape victim, she imagines someone is going to assassinate her ass, and it’s going to be one of her fans.

Us Weekly:

Kristen Stewart has been putting on a brave face on red carpets across the world these past few weeks for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. The 20-year-old actress has offered up another odd explanation for her stoic expression at promotional events.

Stewart told Britain’s Hello! magazine that she sometimes has to “keep myself from crying.”

How come?

“I don’t feel very comfortable on the red carpet,” she says of Twilight’s massive premieres. “I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me.”

The secret love of Robert Pattinson adds: “No security could protect me” from the franchise’s rabid fans. “Ostensibly they’re fans, but I think about them turning on me.”

So not only does Kristen Stewart think she’s big enough to be the JFK of this century or something. But in her defense, die-hard Twitard fans really are like rabid animals who will cut a bitch who stands anywhere near their sparkly-ass dreamboat Robert Pattinson.

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Date Posted: June 29, 2010 - 3:36 am by: Paris
Categories: Kristen Stewart

What’s up with these celebs trying to change their dirty haggard look to a clean image? Last weekend it was Mickey Rourke who said adios to his gutter-hobo weave, now it’s Kristen Stewart who kicked her dirty, smelly stoner teen look to the curb.

Seen here is Kristen Stewart donning a lighter shade of golden brown hair. I mean her face is still stoned and what not but somehow with this new hairstyle, she doesn’t look like she only got one facial expression.

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Date Posted: June 8, 2010 - 2:53 am by: Paris
Categories: Kristen Stewart

Guess who’s feeling sowwy lately? Yep. The “rape victim”, Kristen Stewart, apparently realized that what she was just having some verbal diarrhea when she spurted out the rape comment last week and now that’s all been said and done, she’s issued a public apology.

People reports:

“I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously,” Stewart, currently in Korea to promote the new installment of the Twilight series Eclipse, tells PEOPLE exclusively. “And I’m really sorry about my choice of words.”

Stewart, 20, is not known as one to mince words. “I’ve made stupid remarks before, and I’ve always reasoned: ‘Whatever. They can think what they want,’ ” she says.

But in this instance, the Los Angeles-born actress feels compelled to address the situation. ” ‘Violated’ definitely would have been a better way of expressing the thought,” she notes.

I bet the next time this Twilight bitch couldn’t contain her pie hole in an interview, she would compare signing autographs to getting tied and bounded while getting peed on. Yeah, it’s becoming more and more evident just what this chick is into.

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Date Posted: June 1, 2010 - 3:16 am by: Paris
Categories: Kristen Stewart

We don’t really hear much of Kristen Stewart in interviews and what not unlike Lindsay Lohan who’s basically The Truman Show of Hollywood but now I know why. Because when Kristen Stewart opens her piehole, shit automatically comes out.

NDTV reports:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart hates being pursued by paparazzi so much that she has compared the experience to being “raped”. “It’s so… The photos are so.. I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. I never expected that this would be my life,” said Stewart. “What you don’t see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up but a flash,” she added.

Huh. Unless someone sticks his camera lens up your ass, that ain’t rape, you overreacting no-talent little brat. You want to know what the real rape here is? When I watched your gay-ass Twilight movie. Not only was my ass sore when the movie was over, I had to consult a therapist for that shit when I know I’m forever scarred.

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Date Posted: May 14, 2010 - 2:19 am by: Paris

Though I’m not really a fan of Twilight or anything sparkly for that matter, I’m still going to post this one just ‘coz it kind of tells about wigs. There is nothing I find remotely amusing about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson…however, wigs are funny, which makes this story a pretty interesting one.

Page Six reports:

A witness told Page Six, “Kristen asked for a reshoot because she didn’t like her wig in the scene. Robert turned up later on the set. When Robert arrived, he and Kristen started fighting. She accused him of taking a later flight from London because he had been hanging out too late at a burlesque bar. She accused him right in front of the director and the crew,” our source continued. “He didn’t take it well. They were both so angry, the crew had to take a break for an hour for things to simmer down.”

While I appreciate the hard work the Twilight producers do to come up with weird-ass ideas for publicity, I am not one to believe this crap. Dude, what were you expecting? The burlesque bar gave it away, man! As long as I have my gay-radar cap on, I won’t be ass-raped by your crap-o-lah!

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Date Posted: April 24, 2010 - 2:00 am by: Paris

There had been talks about Twilight star Kristen Stewart replacing Angelina Jolie in the upcoming sequel of the 2008 action movie, Wanted, starring James McAvoy.

I just wonder how the creators of the flick would bring Angie’s character back to life, when, she shot herself in the head at the end of the movie. Well, they made the swerving bullet possible, sure they can make a dead character come back.

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Date Posted: April 16, 2010 - 3:45 am by: Paris
Categories: Kristen Stewart

Here’s Twilight star, Kirsten Stewart, on the cover of Flaunt Magazine, with the same facial expression that she have always had ever since, like, forever.

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Date Posted: January 26, 2010 - 1:03 am by: Paris

So, there’s a little bit of lesbo action going on inside The Runaways set but Kristen Stewart don’t give a damn about it. The Runaways (and New Moon) stars Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning share a kiss for the movie, but it’s no big deal to Kristen. She said, “It’s just something we did,” and added, “In this story, it’s so not like a romantic thing. It’s just something that they just do.” Now I don’t know if I believe that she really doesn’t give a fuss about the kiss, because she sure looks like a tomboy to me. Yeah, she maybe just internalizing her character, but we’ll never know. I say she enjoyed getting steamy with Ms. Fanning, she just doesn’t want to admit it.

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Date Posted: August 17, 2009 - 4:22 am by: Paris

I bet these Twilight stars have no intention of hiding whatever they feel for each other as they were seen sitting very closely and looking very much like a couple last Saturday night at the Kings of Leon’s concert in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have already been rumored to be together for months now, but both parties deny the allegations. But why? I honestly think this is just a publicity stunt for their upcoming movies. What do you think?

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Date Posted: June 18, 2009 - 12:20 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Kristen Stewart

Either she’s really taking this Joan Jett role way to heart, or Kristen Stewart really did cut her hair for her upcoming movie The Runaways. Why else would she be sporting that ‘do late at night coming out of a club. I know it’s in her Twilight contract that she can’t alter her appearance drastically until all five movies have been filmed, so I dunno how the production people took this one. I do know that after she finishes this film, she’ll start production on Eclipse, the third installment of the franchise. She can always wear a wig for that one if she did indeed cut her hair, but I wished it was the other way around.

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