Aside from Paris Hilton, another MTV reality star was in Vegas too. Well, it’s The Hills’ Kristin Cavallari in her skimpy black bikini. Nice ass.
John Mayer is denying the rumors that he’s sleeping with The Hills star, Kristin Cavallari, and he made this public through his Twitter:
Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
Yes, this is exactly how a gentleman should put stories straight. No vague euphemisms or whatever, just plain truth and straight words. I salute you, John Mayer. You’re not a douchebag, after all.
I wonder exactly how candid these candid pics of reality TV “star” Kristin Cavallari really are. Since she came from the same school of “candid” photo-taking along with Heidi Montag and Audrina Patrige, it’s hard to know for sure. One thing I am sure of, bitch knows how to work the camera. After all, the sometime model, sometime actress knows a thing or two about acting naturally fake. Or fakely natural – whichever description works for you. See more of that natural fakeness when Kristin returns to The Hills on it’s fifth season.