Date Posted: September 8, 2010 - 12:48 am by: Paris
Categories: Leonardo DiCaprio

Well this gets interesting. Inception star Leonardo DiCaprio apparently has a stalker who thinks she’s his wife and that she is pregnant with his child she named Jesus. According to Leo, his stalker, Livia Bistriceanu, has repeatedly tried to reach him through a shitload of emails and has even attempted to visit him in person.

In the legal documents, Leo’s lawyer submitted a creepy, handwritten letter from Bistriceanu, in which she says, “You wrote to me 2 years ago that you love me and you don’t love another women (sic). You said I talk to you soon and it past 2 years already and still you don’t want to talk to me. Why?”

In another letter, Bistriceanu writes, “Do you want to be with me for real and to be the father of Jesus? I’ve explained you I can’t be with nobody virtually. I have to have a father in reality for Jesus not like this.”
And in yet another letter, Bistriceanu writes, “Why do you f*k me virtually and you don’t leave me alone?”

DiCaprio also notes that Bistriceanu knows where he lives and has shown “a willingness to make physical contact with me regardless of the consequences.”

The L.A. County Superior Court has granted the restraining order from the alleged stalker, ordering her to stay atleast 100 yards away from Leo. Wow. Well this chick sounds exactly like the girl I talk to in Second Life except that I did fuck her virtually but I never called back.

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Date Posted: July 30, 2010 - 2:35 am by: Paris

Hollywood’s A-list star and Bar Rafaeli’s long-time boyfriend, Leonardo DiCaprio, apparently doesn’t want to do shit with Mel Gibson because he reportedly pulled himself out of the Mel Gibson-directed Viking movie. With Inception still #1 at the box office, I don’t think Leo is stupid enough to throw the rising success down the drain to be involved in alleged wife-beater/racist mongrel.

RadarOnline reports:

“Not a chance,” said a source, close to the Inception star, when asked if he was still planning to star in Gibson’s next project.
A source close to DiCaprio said the star, who is currently basking in the release of his wildly acclaimed box-office topping movie Inception, did not want to risk his reputation, with being associated with Mel.

“Leo has earned the right to pick and choose who he works with and Mel Gibson is not one of them,” the source added.

Whatever happened to that movie Mel Gibson is starring in about a beaver? Don’t tell me the beaver pulled out of that mess too? It makes sense though. The beaver doesn’t give a dam about that rabid beast no more. You got my joke? Beaver don’t give a dam? High five!

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Date Posted: March 15, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris

Baruch Marzel, a representative of the Israeli nationalist group Lehava, wrote this letter to Sports Illustrated hottie Bar Refaeli:

It is not by chance you were born Jewish.

Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream one of their descendants would remove future generations from the Jewish people. Assimilation has forever been one of the enemies of the Jewish people.

Yeah. So basically the group doesn’t want Bar to marry her boyfriend actor Leonardo DiCaprio because they said it will harm the Jewish race. Marzel added in the letter that he “has nothing against Mr. DiCaprio, who I have no doubt is a talented actor. Come to your senses, look forward and back too – and not only the present. Don’t marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don’t harm the future generations.

Whoa. Who knew their relationship is a you-and-me-against-the world type?

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Date Posted: January 21, 2010 - 12:33 am by: Paris

Guess Leonardo DiCaprio has finally gone back to his mind and got back together with girlfriend Sports Illustrated cover model Bar Refaeli, as they were spotted together again a few times. The rumors first started that the couple was back on when they were seen vacationing in Mexico on New Year’s Day. Then, just a few days ago, they were also spotted watching an LA Lakers vs. Orlando Magic game together at the Staples Center. Now, the two were seen shopping at Target in West Hollywood.

Shopping for groceries together? Looks like the two are settling down for good. Well, lucky for Leo, he finally realized that he was a total idiot for dumping this hot one!

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