If you happen to be Lily Allen’s biggest fan, you might want to stick your nose up her butt a notch and savour it all you can because this year may be the last time you see or hear of your snot-nosed idol because she’s planning to live in the country to pop out a baby, and in my language, to be a milf.
The Daily Mirror reports:
She’s the wild child pop star who swore at Sir Elton John, branded Courtney Love a crazy old lady and sang about her own brother’s drug habit. But hard-living party girl Lily Allen says she has ditched her late-night takeaways and Jack Daniel’s for healthy meals and folic acid supplements. And she is even talking of leaving London to live in the country.
The reason? Lily – who suffered a miscarriage two years ago – is trying for a baby with her new lover Sam Cooper. “I plan to have children in the next year,” says the daughter of hell-raising actor Keith Allen.
The Brit-award-winning star – who has notched up more than 19 million song downloads since hitting the big time four years ago – plans to put her career on hold.
Okay…so this now leaves us to Katy Perry and Lady Gaga to buttfuck the airwaves, right? Normally, I would wish this was Lady Gaga’s plan instead so she would leave us for good but when you think about it, if there’s one person who has no business in breeding, it’s that vile ass-clown.
If you’re wondering whether that recent growing bump spotted in Lily Allen’s tummy is an actual baby or just the spare ribs she swallowed whole last night, then wonder some more ‘coz personally I don’t believe in her confession in Twitter as told by the Daily Mail:
She’s been talking about starting a family since the beginning of the year. But Lily Allen has denied she is pregnant after pictures emerged of her sporting a suspicious-looking bump under her dress this weekend. The 25-year-old singer was spotted in Central London with her belly appearing to protrude more than usual.
However, Lily took to her Twitter account to state quite categorically: ‘I’m not pregnant.’
The sighting comes just days after her announcement to leave the music scene and focus on starting a family with her boyfriend Sam Cooper.
Since baby bump watches is considered as invasion of privacy and rude, I’m gonna go ahead and play the waiting game.
I remember Lily Allen has already announced the end of her music career last year. Now how come she was at Sydney performing at the Big Day Out Music Festival last January 20? Oh, to flaunt her newly acquired cellulites. I see. I see. Guess she figured we’re tired of seeing her tits. Oh, okay.
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only wannabe singer who wants to collaborate with British pop wild child Lily Allen. According to the site Digital Spy, former supermodel Kate Moss has been trying to break into the music industry for quite some time now (reason perhaps why she keeps dating musicians?) and thinks Lily will be her ticket to music stardom. While the idea seems as fail-worthy as Megan Fox starring in a remake of Monster’s Ball, it may finally give Kate the disastrous results she needs to wake her up from her coke-induced hallucinations. I for one would like to see this far-from-hot mess happen.
As if we didn’t already know she was crazy, Lily Allen reminds us all just how crazy she is. When a paparazzi vehicle rear-ended her car accidentally, she just went all-out nuts on the photog, hitting and kicking him and unloading a mouthful I’m sure. While the paps was in the wrong in damaging her ride, she could’ve been a sane adult and filed a police report, traded insurance information, the such. But this is Lily Allen we’re talking about: third-nipple flasher, topless beach goer, profanity unleasher. So I couldn’t have expected anything less than this reaction.
As part of a sort of career rehab attempt, Lily Allen seems to be toning down the crazy these days, even slimming down and appearing not-so-vomit-inducing on the pages of Q Magazine. While her drunken antics may be a thing of the past, a very serious problematic financial present is what she’s facing these days. Because of her hard-partying and over-spending, she’s now broke and even had to sell her BMW to make ends meet. She won’t be recieving the royalties of her new album It’s Not You, It’s Me and subsequent hit single The Fear until next year, so in the meantime she’ll have to tighten the purse strings. Guess no buying a beach in Jamaica this year.
Lily Allen, the UK singer who’s been a tabloid staple since she burst into the music scene a few years ago because of bad-girl behavior and crazy antics is once again making headlines… but of the good kind. She has just knocked off Lady Gaga from the number one spot in the UK music charts, and claimed the position with her song The Fear. Good going there Ms. Allen! She celebrated the victory with a concert where she performed in this quasi-Playboy Bunny outfit (sans the tail) where she seemed to have an excellent time. Check out her skimpy performance outfit, with a rather nice view of her… posterior.