We’re all familiar with Lisa Rinna’s overly-sexed lips right? If you’re new to the game, just imagine a gay dude’s asshole after being gangfucked by sea lions. That’s exactly how fuckin’ swollen and fug her lips are. Well, not anymore! Bitch has finally come to her senses and decided to have it reduced ‘coz she claims her old lips are stealing the spotlight from her.
Via The Today Show:
“I did it because I no longer wanted my lip to define me.”
While I totally commend her for doing the right thing, she should’ve gotten a face transplant while she was at it. Her face looks like a pack of centaurs went on a stampede and shit on her face. Repulsive.
Attention-hungry MILF (to some people) Lisa Rinna is still doing her best to make her seem relevant by doing a last-ditch attempt at stepping back into the spotlight. Posing for Playboy. Yup, the fish-lipped, cock-eye breasted aging relic is peddling her wares for the flesh mag to earn some exposure and maybe move her up from the F-list to at least the D-list. She’s still trying against all odds to get her butt back into the reworked version of Melrose Place set to premiere in the fall despite the fact that not a lot of people even liked her the first time she was on the show. So baring her bod will get her places? Sure. Worked for Aubrey O’Day. Or maybe not…