Your daily bowl of WTF this morning is brought you by Josh Brolin’s interview with Playboy. While some of us are trying to pep talk our digs into bringing back it’s boner after seeing Megan Fox try to act, Josh Brolin is feeling the exact opposite. Josh is jizzing over the former Transformers star’s acting skills to the point that he sees her as the Katharine fucking Hepburn of today. More of this shit via Playboy:
“What Megan has done is confuse everybody thoroughly. To me, she’s doing something more interesting than what a lot of other young people in movies are doing. Katharine Hepburn, one of the most appreciated actresses today, was hated back in her heyday. She was box office poison…They didn’t understand her. Yet now we all look back and go, ‘OK, she was incredible.’ I would love to be the person who puts Megan in a film in which she can actually do something interesting.”
All I can say to this is….wow, Megan Fox must give the most mind-blowing blowjobs ‘coz she totally sucked Joh Brolin’s brains right out his dick.
I don’t know how anyone could get to be this selfish. I can’t believe that for two years, someone sat on a tape that shows Megan Fox pussy…well, almost pussy peek. It actually shows the ex-Transformers star’s sweet bush. It happened back in 2008 at an FHM lingerie shoot.
I’ve got the pics and since I am a kind master, Im gonna go ahead and post all the shit I’ve got of the said photoshoot just incase you motherfuckers need more wanking material for your day. Here’s Megan Fox ‘s ultimate hotness in sexy boner-inducing lingerie while flaunting her body and throwing her pubic area out there. This, of all shit, shouldn’t be locked in anyone’s attic darnit!
Why….this sly little cheat…
I don’t know how Megan Fox’s ass managed to squeeze away from the rope I tied her to in my bed but somehow between my short trips to the bathroom and to the pharmacy to get Viagra, she escaped and ran away to Hawaii to get married to Brian Austin Green.
“They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests!” the insider tells Star. “They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.”
The location of the wedding — which took place Thursday or Friday — was the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu on the big island of Hawaii. The hotel has many amenities like a golf course and a spa. The hotel is known for throwing big, A-list weddings.
“The place is perfect for a Hollywood wedding,” says the source. “It’s very romantic and scenic. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long.”
Fine, you can have her Green. Enjoy the endless supply of handjobs from a wonky thumb! I put up with that, woman!
Guess who’s getting engaged again? While I’ve always thought Megan Fox is just a bimbo with a pretty face, she’s actually a bimbo with a pretty face who can handle being in a long term relationship and that either means she’s got some really low self-esteem issues or Brian Austin Green is actually Peter North in bed. I’m gonna go ahead and go with the first choice, since I don’t want to think I’m not the biggest guy she’s ever had. Anyway the nosy bitches over at US Weekly is saying that BAG proposed to her during their Hawaiian getaway and gave her a 2-carat ring—that got lost at the end of the night.
US Weekly reports:
“I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.” Alas, the 2-carat sparkler, which the pair picked out together from Excalibur jewelry store in Beverly Hills, remains MIA. “Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it,” another source tells Us Weekly. “No one found it.”
Given Megan Fox’s history on public displays of naughty affection, did somebody go and check inside her vajayjay? I mean…just saying it might have went MIA in the middle of their ‘intimate’ dinner.
Wow, two Megan Fox posts today! It only means one thing, Lindsay Lohan isn’t awake yet to make the headlines. Earlier I posted rumors about Megan Fox being offered a role in the next Pirates of the Carribean movie as a mermaid who seduces Johnny Depp. Well these Megan Fox bikini candids with her boyfriend Brian Austin Green at the beach pretty much tells us what to expect from her in that movie.
You got to admit she looks really freakin’ thin and boney these days but what’s even freakier is that malnourished ninja turtle abs she’s sporting. While I’d like to fantasize about her as a hot topless mermaid, those trashy alleyway hooker tattoos makes her look more like some swamp creature that gives pirates a blowjob for some buffalo wings.
Michael Bay can go kick his Hitler ass because the bombshell he kicked out of the next Transformers movie is backing up the saying ‘one director’s trash is another’s treasure’. I’m talking about Megan Fox. Reports say that the stunning fox has a lot of movie offers and could possibly work with Johnny Depp in the upcoming Pirates of the Carribean movie. Wha–nooooooooooo!
“Megan is mulling over a number of big movie offers including another sci fi franchise and a role in the next Pirates of the Caribbean,” reveals a source close to the actress. “She would play a mermaid who charms Captain Jack but she has a dark motive. “Megan has always loved Johnny and is desperate to work with him.”
Desperate enough to go fuck up one of my fave movies of all time! I wonder what kind of stint Michael Bay would do to overshadow all this. Like I said before, the only way he can counter this is to put tits on the robots.
Since we won’t be expecting to see Megan Fox’s hotness and bad acting skills on the next Transformers movie, I think it’s only fair that we know who the next face is that we’d be drooling over. So, without further fuckin’ around, let me present to you…Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
Via The Sun:
MOVE over MEGAN, there’s a new FOX in town. Jaw-droppingly gorgeous ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY will take over as the leading lady in upcoming blockbuster Transformers 3. The British Victoria’s Secret model, 23, has been offered the role in the sequel – after Megan sensationally quit the franchise last week.
Rosie follows in the footsteps of Bond girl OLGA KURYLENKO and HALLE BERRY, who also made the leap from catwalk to silver screen.
Looking at Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s sexy pics, I think it pretty much contradicts the rumors that Michael Bay fired Megan Fox because she was too thin. So basically, Michael Bay just wants a new slut to play with. That being said, now we all know who’s washing his Ferrari over the weekend.
Because unfortunately the quote “don’t bite the hand that feeds you” is for real this time, the person she bit is now biting her back in the ass! This person is Michael Bay, director of Transformers she openly shit on in interviews a few months back. Now, sources say Michael wants Megan Fox out of an upcoming Transformers 3 movie so he fired her from the role.
Deadline Hollywood reports:
No actor/actress can expect to go around dissing a director and expect to work together as if nothing happened. Much less the egotistical Bay. But in Fox, he had met his match. Why, as recently as this week Megan was quoted as dissing Bay yet again. In recent months she has shown off a more natural skin hue instead of her usual orange color — and blamed the Transformers helmer for her unhealthy tanning binge. “I had been tanning a lot so that Michael would be happy with my skin tone. Every spare moment of sun that was outside, I had to be in it,” the 24-year-old actress lamented in Allure magazine. “It’s not going to happen again because of the damage and the possible skin cancer.”
Verbal diarrhea finally took it’s toll. I remember the days when Megan Fox’s tits used to make the excuses for her. Oh well, maybe Michael Bay can go find another new celeb slut to go wash “his car” for him.
If you happen to be the perv who took Megan Fox naked pics, then pray that she doesn’t find out because she will cut you like a bitch and give you all kinds of physical pain. I mean not really because of the naked shots, but by not taking her acting skills seriously…or atleast that’s how it sounded like in her interview for Allure magazine.
“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm,” Fox told Allure. “I’m not a f—ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my f—ing picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the sh– that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.” (Clearly.)
Other things that make Fox’s dislikes list include industry events and compliments.
As for industry events, Fox said, “Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass.” Which brings her to that thing about compliments: “I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”
I’m sorry I’m having a hard time deciphering whatever the hell she said in that interview ‘coz I’m really curious about what she meant by giving the horny culprit physical pain. If it involves a whip, some handcuffs and candle wax I will step forward and claim my prize! I’ll take her acting very seriously, I promise! Wait. This is the same girl who did Transformers and Jennifer Body, right? Huh.