Date Posted: July 26, 2010 - 2:48 am by: Paris
Categories: Miranda Kerr

It’s a slow boring day today and it just makes sense that I post an equally boring post. Miranda Kerr and Orlando MiranBloom has gotten married over the weekend to who the heck cares where and now the two is currently bumping privates on their honeymoon.

People reports:

“David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together,” Kerr’s statement says. “I’m very much a part of the David Jones Family and I am very committed to my role. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life.”

Geeze…you’d find more life in an empty milk carton than that announcement. All I can say is fuck you Orlando Bloom! Now everytime I see Miranda Kerr lingerie pics I can’t help but think that you got your filthy elf paws all over her body. Lucky bastard…

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Date Posted: June 22, 2010 - 2:25 am by: Paris
Categories: Miranda Kerr

Bad news to all Miranda fans and any stick figure lovers  out there. Miranda Kerr’s tits are getting married to Orlando Bloom. Boo freakin Hoo.

People reports:

“He’s a sweetheart and that’s all I’m gonna say,” Kerr, who has talked about settling down and starting a family in the future, told PEOPLE in February 2008.

“My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch,” she told Page Six Magazine in 2008. “When this is all over, that’s where I’ll be. I’ve always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen.”

Well congratulations bitches. I’m kinda looking forward to see their wedding and I hope it’s got a Lord of the Rings theme to it. Bloom would go as Legolas ofcourse and Miranda…well she can go as the Ent in a wedding dress.

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Date Posted: January 27, 2010 - 1:52 am by: Paris
Categories: Miranda Kerr

Yesterday, we caught Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio behind the scenes of her bikini photoshoot. Apparently, another hot Victoria Secret Angel was with her in St. Barths, doing exactly the same thing–posing in hot swimsuits and enjoying the sun at the same time. Here are Miranda Kerr’s sexy bikini pics for your viewing pleasure.

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Date Posted: September 10, 2009 - 1:45 am by: Paris
Categories: Miranda Kerr

Isn’t Miranda Kerr the hottest chick ever? Well, I know, I also say that about Megan Fox, or Bar Refaeli, or… Anyway. Yes, she’s the hottest chick ever to pull off  this pink tight dress. Here are candid pics of Miranda, walking solo and without her boyfriend Orlando Bloom, all-smiles at the paparazzi when she went out in NY last night.

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Date Posted: June 7, 2009 - 10:35 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Miranda Kerr

Kewpie doll-faced Victoria’s Secret supermnodel Miranda Kerr joins the list of hot women like Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros who have lent their faces (and bodies) to hawk popular ready-to-wear clothing brand XOXO for their Spring/Summer ad campaign. She’ll be featured promonently in billboards, print ads, and web adverts for the entire time, adding to her already-impressive modeling gigs. So keep an eye out, ’cause you might be walking down the street and see a gigantic version of this hottie just looming over you in the next few months.

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Date Posted: May 31, 2009 - 10:02 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Miranda Kerr

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr is still dodging engagement rumors between her and Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom despite the fact that the two have been together for sometime now and have already met each other’s parents. No one knows what is holding the couple up from walking down the aisle. Except maybe perhaps they haven’t decided in their pre-nup who should be the pretty one. Call me bias, but I think Miranda definitely deserves the title. I mean just look at these super hot lingerie pics. I’d like to see Orly pull that off. On second thought, I don’t.

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Date Posted: April 8, 2009 - 1:45 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Miranda Kerr

It’s appropriate that Miranda Kerr was chosen to hawk Victoria’s Secret’s latest undergarment innovation. With her mystical eyes and otherworldly body, Miranda is the perfect person to emobody the Dream Angels Push-Up Bra. Goes to show that even supermodels with seemingly pefect figures need a little lift every now and then as well. If I have one complaint, it’s that two of these three pictures look severely photoshopped. Whcih makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. Miranda’s exquisite the way she is. Or maybe she was retaining water during the shoot.

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Date Posted: March 18, 2009 - 12:45 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Miranda Kerr

With her gorgeous big eyes and killer bod, Miranda Kerr does something she hasn’t done in a while: walk the runway not in lingerie. When you’ve reached supermodel status, booking magazine covers, endorsement deals, and exclusive contracts with huge fashion houses, runway is the first to go. But I suppose the designer is a friend of hers. Why else would a high-profile model do runway? In Barcelona? Perhaps incriminating photos were involved?

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Date Posted: March 8, 2009 - 10:15 pm by: coffeeboy
Categories: Miranda Kerr

Victoria’s Secret angel and Orlando Bloom’s girl Miranda Kerr has taken over the world with her sexy bod and killer dimples. So it’s no surprise that she’s the latest cover girl for Cosmopolitan in her home country of Australia. In the magazine, she spills stuff about being with Orlando, taking care of her body, and seeing a fuming mad (and next-to-naked) Paris Hilton backstage at a fashion show. With all the press this Aussie beauty is getting, I’m sure very soon Mr. Bloom will be known as Miranda Kerr’s boyfriend.

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Date Posted: February 12, 2009 - 1:27 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Miranda Kerr

And the supermodel invasion is hapenning again! During the ’90s, Cindy, Naomi, Linda, Christy and a host of other hotties ruled all of media. And now it seems to be happening again. Not that I’m complaining, the world needs more beauty in it. And my current fave of the crop is Aussie hottie Miranda Kerr. Those eyes. That smile. Those dimples. That girl-next-door meets sex-kitten way about her. Mmmmm!

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